The Red Green Show (TV Series)

It's a Wonderful Red Green Christmas (1998)

Patrick McKenna: Harold Green

Quotes 

• Red Green : This is our very first Christmas special. I'd like to apologize, first of all, for being so crass as to take advantage of the whole Christmas thing, and I'd also like to apologize for taking so darn long to think of it!

  Harold Green : You know, Uncle Red, I really don't think you have to apologize for being insensitive. People have come to expect that of you by now.

  Red Green : [pointing out Harold]  I'm sure you know my nephew, Harold, or as his parents call him, the Ghost of Christmas Past.

• Harold Green : It's so cool we're getting like a Christmas special! Not a lot of outdoor shows get a Christmas special.

  Red Green : No, that's right, no. You know, the sports network did a couple: "Trolling for Presents". And another one was "Frosty the Cold One".

  Harold Green : Well, we're not here to talk about other people's mistakes, we have lots of our own to show.

  Red Green : That's right, so you just sit back and lower your standards. You'll have a happier Christmas, and it'll make this a better show.