- [Professor Monkey-for-a-Head sprays a toxin mist at Peter Puppy, which transforms him into a small, brown, bag-like creature, but with his own face]
- Professor Monkey-for-a-Head: Interesting.
- Peter Puppy: What...
- [starts panicking]
- Peter Puppy: What *am* I?
- Earthworm Jim: Well, off hand, I'd say you're the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep, boiled in its own stomach.
- Peter Puppy: I'm... a HAGGIS?
- [screams in horror]
- Peter Puppy: Noooooooooooooooooo!
- Earthworm Jim: Yeesh! Fuzz Buddy, bust my ear bones, why don'tcha!
- Peter Puppy: [cries] I'm a *haggis!*
- Earthworm Jim: Yeah, yeah, cry me a river.