New Tricks (TV Series)
Ice Cream Wars (2006)
Dennis Waterman: Gerry Standing
Quotes
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[first lines]
Gerry Standing : There you go.
[places bowls of jellied eel in front of them]
Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman : Oh dear, oh dear.
Brian Lane : We walked all this way for this?
Gerry Standing : Yeah, it's closing down; it's me last chance.
Jack Halford : Can I borrow your glasses, Gerry?
Gerry Standing : Go on, it won't bite!
Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman : You sure about that?
Gerry Standing : Jack, come on, you're a man of the world.
Jack Halford : [studying the bowl dubiously] It doesn't look like this is of this world. No thank you.
Brian Lane : I don't eat food that wobbles.
Gerry Standing : Well, you don't know what you're missing.
[takes a large bite]
Gerry Standing : Mmm. Mmm. The true taste of Old London; you know, the one being wiped out by Ken and his cronies. I mean, hundreds of years of history and tradition...
Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman : Oh, for God's sake, shut up. Look, I'm eating it.
Brian Lane : Oh pooh, Ernie.
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Gerry Standing : There is no way he could have sold two grand's worth of ice cream on that particular day.
Brian Lane : Well, no, 'cause you eat strawberries and cream at Wimbledon.
Gerry Standing : No, not just that. On the third of July, Cliff Richard entertained the centre court because it was *pissing* down. The covers were up and down like a whore's drawers on Friday night while he murdered 'Living Doll'.