Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)
Manners Suck (1994)
Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, David Van Driessen
Quotes
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Butt-head : [Beavis and Butthead are both making flatulating sounds with their hands] Hey Beavis, machine gunner.
Beavis : Oh yeah, I get those.
Mr. Manners : Excuse me boys, but it's rather rude to make noises and interrupt me... when it's MY turn to talk.
Butt-head : Uhhh, we were doing this long before you came in sir.
Beavis : Yeah, you interrupted US. Butthole!
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Butt-head : I bet they put all the stuff that sucks on in the morning, just to, like, get us to go to school.
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[watching the video for 'Longview' by Green Day]
Beavis : Check it out. He's watching TV.
Butt-head : Yeah. And it's, like, we're watching TV, so it's, like, we're watching two TVs for the price of one.
Beavis : Um... What two TVs? I don't understand.
Butt-head : Beavis, we're watching TV, and then there's another TV *in* the TV.
Beavis : There's, like, a TV inside the TV? Let's break it open and find it!
Butt-head : Boy, Beavis. You're stupid.
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Mr. Manners : Manners are an enjoyable way to create a favorable impression with others. I'd like to start off with a fun activity, in which we'll do a little role-playing. Now I'll need a couple of volunteers.
Butt-head : Uh, pole playing?
Beavis : Uh, yeah. I can do that!
Mr. Manners : Ok. But what's the magic word?
Butt-head : Uh...
Beavis : Um..."Aggercadabra"?
Mr. Manners : Now come on, what do you say when you want something?
Butt-head : Oh. Uh..."Buttwipe"?
Beavis : Yeah, give me something, buttwipe heh heh. Bunghole. heh heh. "Bunghole"! Heh heh heh heh heh
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Mr. Manners : [to butthead whilst trying to teach the boys about the importance of manners] Listen you little twerp! This is my job! This is how I make money! Don't screw with me! Now how about using some manners?
Butt-head : Manners suck!
Beavis : Hey butthead, don't screw with him!
Butt-head : Yeah, he sure does like to touch!
Beavis : Yeah, he tried to touch my weiner!
Mr. Manners : What? You little liar!
[grabs Beavis]
Beavis : Back off, you pervert!
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Mr Manners : [picking up Beavis by his shirt collar] He's lying!
Mr. Van Driessen : [Beavis screams as Mr Van Driessen walks in the room] Hey, don't you dare lay a finger on my students. Beavis, did he hit you?
Beavis : Heh. Um, yes sir, he did. Thank you for your concern.
Mr Manners : Why you little dirtball!
Mr. Van Driessen : You want to touch my students, I'll touch you.
Mr Manners : I'll get you, you little putz!
Butt-head : Uh, no thank you, sir.
Beavis : [class eggs Mr Van Driessen and Mr Manners on] Yeah, thank you that through.
Mr. Van Driessen : Stop it, you're going to jail, jackass.