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The Wizard's Baker (2004)

Brendon Small: Brendon Small, Dwayne, Walter, Various

Quotes 

• Host : [Coach is watching the Shop at Your House network, where they're selling the "Ultimate Sword Package"]  I could see these behind glass in a living room or a den in middle America...

  Hostess : Ooh, you paint a pretty picture.

  Host : ...put over a hearth or a furnace or whatever you have. I would see these over my work area...

  Hostess : As a wall hanging.

  Host : ...down in the basement, where I could come down alone after... an argument with my wife...

  Mappy : Exactly!

  Host : ...and look at the swords, and look at the swords.

  Mappy : Take 'em out, too!

  Host : And sharpen 'em.

  Mappy : Swing 'em around in your backyard.

  Host : Yeah, and just have fun with it.