- Coach John McGuirk: My father taught me a poem when I was a kid. You wanna hear it?
- Andrew Small: Is this something you feel compelled to do?
- Coach John McGuirk: Well, I mean, I am here, and I've got the poem...
- Andrew Small: Right.
- Coach John McGuirk: ...locked and loaded.
- Andrew Small: OK, go ahead then.
- Coach John McGuirk: You ready?
- Andrew Small: Yeah.
- Brendon Small: Yeah.
- Coach John McGuirk: Uh... something something something *run*. I'm paraphrasing here. Something something something *sun*.
- Andrew Small: It's... uh... nice.
- Coach John McGuirk: Yeah, well it's good to have, like, poems from childhood I think.
- Andrew Small: Yeah, your father you say read that to you?
- Coach John McGuirk: Yeah, I think he wrote it.
- Andrew Small: Did he?
- Coach John McGuirk: Yeah.
- Andrew Small: Great, except for the parts that you don't remember at all.