Steve Talley en el papel de...
Dwight Stifler
- Dwight Stifler: So, are you ladies ready to run this Naked Mile and get extra fuckin' sexy?
- Jill: Hell yeah!
- Dwight Stifler: What about you guys?
- Brandy: Yeah, what are you guys doing still dressed?
- Erik Stifler: Well, we figured we would just watch the mile then meet you guys at the party afterwards.
- Alexis: Well, that's too bad because this Naked Mile is going to be crazy!
- Jill: Really crazy! Right Brandy?
- Brandy: Absolutely out of control!
- Brandy: [Brandy, Jill, and Alexis take off all of their clothes, then Erik, Cooze, and Ryan take off all of their clothes]
- Bull: Stifler! We got a serious problem, man. Mike and the guys just got arrested trying to steal a monkey from the zoo.
- Dwight Stifler: So what's the problem? Just take the money from my bail fund.
- Bull: They're almost half of our football team. We gotta put a team on the field, man, or we are done.
- Erik Stifler: Why?
- Bull: Cause we are already on probation. We got to participate in every intermural event or we are kicked off campus, man. We are four guys short.
- Ryan: I play football.
- Cooze: I played freshman year.
- Bull: What about you?
- Erik Stifler: A little nerf here and there.
- Bull: Good enough.
- Bull: Stifler?
- Dwight Stifler: Mmm?
- Bull: Can you play?
- Dwight Stifler: Don't ever ask if Stifler can play!
- Dwight Stifler: How you feeling that strech? A little dizzy? Cause guess what? Stifler can drink this shit ALL day long.
- [takes a shot]
- Drinking Contestant: [security guard comes in and puts $200 bet on Stifler]
- [takes a shot]
- Drinking Contestant: yeaaahhh!
- Dwight Stifler: [takes his shot] You got steel nuts my man, I'll give you that, but you no match for the stif-man.
- [burps in the contestants face and he pukes]
- Dwight Stifler: Hey, cousin. How are you?
- Erik Stifler: I'm fine, Dwight. Are you ok?
- Dwight Stifler: Yeah, I'm great. Hey, I heard you killed Grandma with your cumshot.
- [Ryan and Cooze chuckling]
- Dwight Stifler: That sucks, man.
- Dwight Stifler: [1:06:33] All right bitch tits. I got a little surprise for you fuckers! Just a little pharmaceutical delight for later.
- Ryan: [46:10] I can't believe we lost to midgets.
- Dwight Stifler: Don't let those oompa-loompa bastards get to you. Right now we have more important matters to tend to, gentlemen!
- Dwight Stifler: [1:04:05] Did you really think that little beating you gave me could keep me away? You and the lollipop guild punch like a bunch of five year olds. This is MY fuckin' school!
- Dwight Stifler: [38:10] Better get back to Oz before you get your ass stomped, Toto.
- Rock: Toto was the dog, you fucking idiot!