James Bond Jr. (TV Series)

No Such Loch (1991)

Brian Stokes Mitchell: Coach Mitchell

Quotes 

• Coach Mitchell : Good luck!

  Phoebe Farragut : With Trevor on our team we'll need it!

• Coach Mitchell : Good golfing is a tradition at Warfield, so I'm sure the four of you will do your best to win this tournament.

  Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter : Are you sure I can't be in the foursome, Mr.Mitchell? I'm really a pro when it comes to hitting the ball past ol' spin windmills!

  Coach Mitchell : That's miniature golf, Gordo. There aren't any windmills on this course.

  Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter : Oh... hey, how about the little castles with the drawbridge that goes up and down, huh?

  [Mr.Mitchell shakes his head] 

  Trevor Noseworthy IV : Obviously Mr.Mitchell is interested in winning this tournament, Gordo, that's why he put me in the foursome. I happen to come from a long line of golfers.

  [Trevor places a ball on a golf tee and tries to hit it. Instead, he hits a piece of dirt, which flies away and lands on Mitchell's head] 

  Phoebe Farragut : You sure you don't come from a long line of gardeners, Trevor?

  Trevor Noseworthy IV : [touchy]  Hmm, obviously you've never seen a practice swing before.