- Ricky: J-Roc, I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist but you gotta keep your eye on randy he's fucking around, he's doin' stuff. I don't trust that fuckin' guy, I don't.
- Jim Lahey: All I'm looking for is a little justice. But you don't know anything about justice do you? None of you do, all you know about is looking sexy in your god damn uniforms.
- Bubbles: Jim Lahey signed a peace agreement! I have a peace agreement, drawn up! Lahey signed it, Barb signed it, you guys can never go to jail again!
- J-Roc: I know you ain't really actin' hard with me right? Cause you don't want me to step to you, know what I'm sayin', and take you DOWN dog, cause I'm about to POP!
- Randy: That's a great idea J-Roc, I'll just take my pants off!
- J-Roc: Randy don't take your pants off dog! Pull that shit up. Ladies turn around, know what I'm sayin'? You understand? It seems to me you shoukd be able and understand what it's like to be pregnant.
- Randy: What are you talking about, J-Roc?
- J-Roc: Oh what? You ain't pregnant with a bucket of chicken?
- [Talking to Randy's gut]
- J-Roc: Hey let me tell you something little mafucker. When you grow up don't grow up to be like that mafucker right there!