- Dad Turner: *gasp* Hey! You're the guy on the money! Will you sign this?
- George Washington: Who am I, John Hancock?
- Mom Turner: Honey, look! It's the guy on the nickel.
- George Washington: Hah! Nickel. I'm on the dollar. I'm worth 20 of you, ha ha!
- Dad Turner: *Gasp* And that's the guy on the hundred! If I can't touch the money, can I at least touch him?
- Benjamin Franklin: Excuse me!