Grand Theft Auto IV (2008 Video Game)

Ryan Johnston: Packie McReary

Quotes 

• Packie McReary : Oh, there he is, Mr. fucking crazy man... you wanna beer?

  Niko Bellic : No.

  Packie McReary : Good. 'Cause I ain't fucking got none.

  Niko Bellic : Very funny. Maybe if being a drunkard doesn't work out you can be a comedian.

  Packie McReary : Fuck off... and you, Kate, fuck off outta here.

  Kate McReary : But aren't you going to introduce us?

  Packie McReary : Sure... this is Niko, some drug dealing de-fuckin'-generate from some armpit in Eastern Europe. That's my ma.

  Maureen McReary : Nice to meet you.

  Niko Bellic : Hi.

  Packie McReary : And this is my sister. Lovely lass. Scared to bits of life. And fucking off outta here right now, before I throw a fuckin' bottle at her.

  Maureen McReary : Patrick!

  Niko Bellic : Nice to meet you.

  Kate McReary : Likewise. See you around. Bye.

  [Maureen and Kate leave] 

  Packie McReary : What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.

  Niko Bellic : Understood.

  Packie McReary : Good lad. You got any drugs on you, boy?

  Niko Bellic : No.

  Packie McReary : Shit... well, probably a good thing... we got some business to take care of. Come on.

• Packie McReary : What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?

  Gracie Ancelotti : Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

  Packie McReary : Gracie, you're sweet.

• Kate McReary : Oh, hey, Niko.

  Niko Bellic : Hey, Kate.

  Packie McReary : Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.

  Kate McReary : We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice you've had you'd know the difference.

  Packie McReary : Sure, I know the difference. One leaves you feeling sad and empty and alone... and the other's casual sex!

• Niko Bellic : A Mafia controlled waste management plant?

  Packie McReary : You fuckin' guessed it. It's an Ancelotti operation. Ray tipped us off about a big payoff they just got. A fat cash payoff.

  Michael Keane : Ancelottis, eh? I can't tell none of those wop families apart. Ancelottis, Gambinos, Pecorinos.

  Packie McReary : It's the fucking Pegorinos, man. We're workin' for them. Pecorino's a type a cheese. Pegorino is a bunch of guido gangsters outta Alderney.

  Niko Bellic : They're all Mafia though?

  Packie McReary : Course they are. Cosa Nostra and all that shit. Our family used to be bigger than all them Mafia families put together. Back in the day, that is.

  Gordon Sargent : Not this shit again. I heard this speech a million times. The McRearys ran the city. People was scared to say their name let alone come near their place in Purgatory. Life was great. We were in charge.

  Packie McReary : It's fucking true. I'd like to hear you tell Gerald that it's a boring story. Me brother wouldn't take too kindly to that now would he? You know that Purgatory is called what it is because people were so scared of the McRearys. Did you know that, Niko?

  Gordon Sargent : It's called that because people found the McRearys' stories so fuckin' boring. Listening to them was like being in Purgatory.

  Packie McReary : Fuck you, Gordon. I'll fucking come back there and kick your fucking ass in a minute.

  Niko Bellic : I hear that Francis McReary is your brother.

  Packie McReary : Fucking Frankie, my brother. He may have a badge, but I tell you for a fact he's as crooked as the rest of us McRearys. More so. At least we ain't fucking hypocrites. Kate's the only decent one.

  Niko Bellic : I can believe that.

  Packie McReary : You know Frankie do ya? I got a story for you if you do.

  Gordon Sargent : Another fucking story.

  Packie McReary : Shut up, Gordon. So, Niko, when Francis and Gerald was growing up, Frankie becomes an altar boy. He swears to this day that he wanted to serve the Lord. Gerry knows the truth though. He only put on that cassock so he could pocket the change in the collection plate. Fact. That's Francis down to a fucking T. I don't even know if he realizes what a crook he is.

  Niko Bellic : That sounds like the Francis McReary I met.

  Packie McReary : I bet. Model community leader, my ass.

  Gordon Sargent : You're just worried he'll start clamping down on you, ain't ya Packie?

  Packie McReary : I'd like to see him try it. Not gonna happen with the things Gerry knows.

• [During the bank robbery, Eugene whispers privately with Luis on the floor] 

  Eugene Reaper : Hey? Yo? I'm a gun club member. I'm gonna take these rookies downtown. Are you with me? Hey, what's your name, son?

  Luis Fernando Lopez : Luis... but this ain't such a good idea bro.

  Eugene Reaper : Yeah? They said catching that pass at my high school championship football game was a "bad idea" cause I broke my leg in thirteen places. But... I scored a touchdown and won the game. The world is built out of bad ideas, my friend.

  [Derrick returns from fitting explosives to the bank vault] 

  Derrick McReary : [to Niko]  Come on. The PE4 has been moulded and is set to explode in sixty seconds. Now listen people, we're your friends. Me and my brother here, we...

  Packie McReary : Why're you tellin' them we're brothers, you idiot? That's going to make it hard for them to find us, isn't it?

  Derrick McReary : I'm trying to be honest with these people. We've put them through a lot today.

  Packie McReary : Fuck these people, fuck your cause. That shit's over. Ireland's not the only thing that's green, dollars are too.

  Derrick McReary : Now you've said bloody Ireland, that's gonna narrow the search ain't it?

  Packie McReary : Fuck you, take the needle out your arm then tell me what to do.

  Derrick McReary : I'll let you tell me what to do, when you stop shoving half of Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night!

  Eugene Reaper : Motherfucker!

  [gets up and shoots Michael] 

  Derrick McReary : Fuck!

  Packie McReary : We told you not to fuck with us!

  [Both Packie and Derrick shoot Eugene] 

  Packie McReary : Shit, Michael! Saint fucking Michael!

  [Michael dies. The vault explodes] 

  Packie McReary : Fucking shit.

  [to Niko] 

  Packie McReary : Get the money. Me and my brother will watch the kids.

• Packie McReary : Fuck, fuck, fuck. All that trouble for nothing. Kidnapping the bitch, holding onto her, fighting through them damn Russians... all of that for jack shit.

  Niko Bellic : Look on the bright side, at least you got to meet Gracie.

  Packie McReary : Screw that. I got close to knocking her teeth out. That was about it. We ain't got shit now. Maybe we was going to have to give up them diamonds to fucking Ray Boccino but we woulda got a payday. Now we ain't getting shit.

  Niko Bellic : Yeah, but there is no guarantee we woulda made any money out of those diamonds anyway. I've got a suspicion those were the ones Ray Boccino got me to handle a while back. They're bad luck. Me and some biker had to try to sell them to a diamond dealer and it turns into a blood bath. That was when those friends of Gracie's must have gotten them.

  Packie McReary : Stole 'em from you, did they?

  Niko Bellic : No, they stole them from the guys I sold them to. Shit, these diamonds have been trouble since Ray first made me take them out of a trash can for him. Is good they are on their way to a landfill somewhere. Best place for them. The population of Liberty City would have been higher if we had.

  Packie McReary : You might be right, Niko. Whose fucking diamonds were they anyway?

  Niko Bellic : They were not Ray's, I can tell you this much. Maybe they belong to this homosexual man, Gracie's friend. I don't know. Maybe to Bulgarin.

  Packie McReary : Bulgarin, he the motherfucker who busted up our peaceful hostage exchange? What in Christ's name went on back there anyways?

  Niko Bellic : Some time ago, I worked for Mr. Bulgarin in Europe, smuggling people across the Adriatic. A ship sunk, the cargo sunk to the bottom of the sea, I had to swim for my life. Bulgarin lost a lot of money that night and he needed someone to blame. This was one of the reasons I leave Europe and come back here to Liberty City.

  Packie McReary : And now he shows up claiming the ice belongs to him? What are the chances?

  Niko Bellic : Our paths crossed back when I was living in Hove Beach as well. My cousin and I moved up to Bohan to get away from him and another man called Dimitri Rascalov.

  Packie McReary : That's a real shame, I can see you fitting right down in Hove Beach, Niko. Probably a good thing you got out though. Wouldn't a met me if you'd stayed, would ya?

  Niko Bellic : When you put it like this, I'm one lucky motherfucker, Packie.