How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Milk (2006)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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• Robin Scherbatsky : Need a ride, cowboy?

  Ted : Sorry, I don't get in vans with strangers.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Hmmm, too bad. I've got candy.

  Ted : Candy!

• Robin Scherbatsky : I thought it might look cool. Of course, my colorist took "highlights" to mean I want to look like a tiger. Hence the hat.

  Ted : Oh, I got to see this!

  Robin Scherbatsky : No way!

  Ted : Please? I bet it doesn't look that bad. I bet it looks grrrrrrrrrrrreat!

• Ted : I realize why I'm still single. I'm picky. I'm not going to settle. If I'm going to marry someone, she has to be perfect.

  Lily : Well, what's perfect?

  Ted : It's not like I have a list.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, yes, you do.

  Ted : Attractive, college-educated, she wants two kids - a boy and a girl...

  Lily : That's not hard. I know at least...

  Ted : I'm not done. She likes dogs, Otis Redding, does the crossword. She's into sports, but not so much so that her legs are, like, more muscular than mine. That weirds me out. And she plays bass guitar like Kim Deal from the Pixies.

  Marshall Eriksen : Or Kim Gordon from Sonic Youth.

  Ted : Any Kim from any cool band, really. Can't be too picky.

  Lily : You're never going to find this girl.