Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Paul Rudd: Chuck
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Quotes
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Surfing Instructor : [singing to himself] # Oh the weather outside is weather... #
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Surfing Instructor : When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.
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Surfing Instructor : If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter : Yeah, probably.
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Surfing Instructor : I once saw him beat a guy up with a starfish!
Peter Bretter : That's ridiculous.
Surfing Instructor : That guy was me.
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Surfing Instructor : I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
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Surfing Instructor : I'm going to give you a Hawaiian name... Peepyopee!
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Surfing Instructor : You sound like you're from London!
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Surfing Instructor : Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...
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Surfing Instructor : Aloha, man. My name's Koonu.
Peter Bretter : I know, we met duing the surf lesson!
Surfing Instructor : Oh right, you're that guy who works for Kaiser Permanente!
Peter Bretter : No, I'm Peter! We had a really nice talk out on the water!
Surfing Instructor : Oh.
[pause]
Surfing Instructor : Coooool.
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Peter Bretter : Hey are you Chuck?
Surfing Instructor : Man they won't change that stupid flyer, Chuck's my mainland name, my Hawaiian names Koodu
Peter Bretter : Oh sorry
Surfing Instructor : Its cool, its all good
Peter Bretter : So does Koodu have some cool Hawaiian meaning?
Surfing Instructor : It means Chuck
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Peter Bretter : How long have you been out here?
Surfing Instructor : I don't know, I quit wearing a watch when I moved out here
Peter Bretter : That is so cool
Surfing Instructor : My cell phone has a clock so I don't need it
Peter Bretter : Oh, so its basically the same thing
Peter Bretter : So how old are you?
Surfing Instructor : I don't really believe in age and numbers but if you had to put a number on it, I would say
[thinking]
Surfing Instructor : forty four, Fuck!
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Peter Bretter : I wanna stand up before I leave.
Surfing Instructor : I don't think you're ready, man.
Peter Bretter : I'm ready to ride fucking giants, Koonu.
Surfing Instructor : I think you're ready.
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Peter Bretter : [Aldous has coral stuck in his leg] Koonu call the front desk now!
Surfing Instructor : Okay monster man.
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Surfing Instructor : Too slow. Do less.
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Surfing Instructor : There's only one cure for pain like that.
Peter Bretter : What?
Surfing Instructor : Weed. Ya got any?
Peter Bretter : No.
Surfing Instructor : Well then let's just go surfing!