Epic Movie (2007)
Lichelle D. Ebner: Morphed Mystique
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Quotes
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Peter : And a monobrow!
Mystique : [Does a double take] ... come again?
Peter : [Starts clapping his hands] Monobrow, monobrow, king wants a monobrow!
Mystique : Ok, ok!
[She sighs and grows a monobrow reluctantly]
Peter : And big flabby grandma arms!
Mystique : [disgusted] ... Oh!
Peter : ...Bingo wings! Like a fat blue Britney Spears!
Mystique : [Rolls her eyes, as she starts flapping her arms and begins to shapeshift]
Peter : [while drooling] ... now that's what I'm talking about...
Morphed Mystique : [She now appears extremely fat, flabby, and cross-eyed, flapping her "bingo wings" for Peter]
Peter : ...come here!
Morphed Mystique : [Disgustingly wiggles her tongue]
Peter : [Peter pulls down the now extremely fat Mystique and they start to make out and get it on]