Epic Movie (2007)

Jayma Mays: Lucy

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Quotes 

• Susan : [Lucy is cleaning doorknob]  What are you doing?

  Lucy : Willy told me he wanted his knob polished.

  Susan : Dumbass.

• Lucy : [Reading a hidden message on a painting]  "So lame the hair of Tom"

  [Looks toward a painting a Tom Hanks with his long hair in "The Da Vinci Code"] 

  Lucy : Wait. "Lame." "Lame" is a - "Lame" is a seven-letter word.

• Lucy : Holy shit, a talking beaver!

• Lucy : I'm sorry, was the fight over?

• Peter : We have something the White Bitch doesn't.

  Lucy : Perky breasts?

• Susan : Welcome! My name is Harry Potter!

  Lucy : Aren't you a little old to be still a student here?

  Susan : Nonsense. I am but 14.

• Peter : We may not have the numbers on our side or the weapons she possesses, but we have something far more powerful.

  Lucy : Perky breasts?