Jayma Mays credited as playing...
- Susan: [Lucy is cleaning doorknob] What are you doing?
- Lucy: Willy told me he wanted his knob polished.
- Susan: Dumbass.
- Lucy: [Reading a hidden message on a painting] "So lame the hair of Tom"
- [Looks toward a painting a Tom Hanks with his long hair in "The Da Vinci Code"]
- Lucy: Wait. "Lame." "Lame" is a - "Lame" is a seven-letter word.
- Lucy: Holy shit, a talking beaver!
- Peter: We may not have the numbers on our side or the weapons she possesses, but we have something far more powerful.
- Lucy: Perky breasts?
- Lucy: I'm sorry, was the fight over?
- Susan: Welcome! My name is Harry Potter!
- Lucy: Aren't you a little old to be still a student here?
- Susan: Nonsense. I am but 14.
- Peter: We have something the White Bitch doesn't.
- Lucy: Perky breasts?
