Epic Movie (2007)

Carmen Electra: Mystique

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Quotes 

• [Peter removes his jacket and wing straps] 

  Cyclops : He's unleashing his powers!

  Storm : He's gonna spread angel wings!

  [Peter clucks like a chicken and turns around showing his small-sized wings on his back] 

  Mystique : More like chicken wings!

  Magneto : Break it up. Break it up. You all know Peter is too much of a pussy to stand up for himself.

• Peter : And a monobrow!

  Mystique : [Does a double take]  ... come again?

  Peter : [Starts clapping his hands]  Monobrow, monobrow, king wants a monobrow!

  Mystique : Ok, ok!

  [She sighs and grows a monobrow reluctantly] 

  Peter : And big flabby grandma arms!

  Mystique : [disgusted]  ... Oh!

  Peter : ...Bingo wings! Like a fat blue Britney Spears!

  Mystique : [Rolls her eyes, as she starts flapping her arms and begins to shapeshift] 

  Peter : [while drooling]  ... now that's what I'm talking about...

  Morphed Mystique : [She now appears extremely fat, flabby, and cross-eyed, flapping her "bingo wings" for Peter] 

  Peter : ...come here!

  Morphed Mystique : [Disgustingly wiggles her tongue] 

  Peter : [Peter pulls down the now extremely fat Mystique and they start to make out and get it on]