Epic Movie (2007)

Crispin Glover: Willy Wonka

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Quotes 

• Edward : A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!

  Willy : That's actually the sewer line.

• Willy : Who wants to play with Willy?

• Willy : Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?

  Edward : Uh-huh.

  Willy : It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.