Don Knotts nel ruolo di...
Barney Fife
- [Barney talks about training Opie]
- Opie Taylor: You mean you're gonna make *me* one big muscle, too?
- Barney Fife: Yeah!
- Andy Taylor: Uh, 'cept in your case, we'll try to stop at the neck.
- Barney Fife: [irritated] That's very comical, Andy! Only comicalness don't win no medals!
- Barney Fife: [chanting while skipping rope] My mother, your mother, lived across the way! Every night they have a fight and this is what they say: Ickabacka-soda cracker, ickabacka-foo! Ickabacka-sode cracker, out goes you!
- Barney Fife: Now, boys, as Sheriff Taylor has said, I will be the official starter and this is the official starting gun. Now, you may not run until the gun is fired! Now, when I pull the trigger, the gun will fire and then you may run, but wait until the gun is fired! I will pull the trigger and you will then hear a shot. That means...
- [Andy cuts him off so that they can start the race]
- Barney Fife: Last Saturday night I took Juanita to Mount Pilot for a Chinese dinner. I didn't even have enough to leave for a tip.
- Andy Taylor: Is that right?
- Barney Fife: It was embarrassing. The waiter called me somethin' in Chinese. It didn't sound like "sport" neither!