Stargate: Atlantis (TV Series)
McKay and Mrs. Miller (2006)
David Hewlett: Dr. Rodney McKay, Dr. Rod McKay
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Quotes
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : You need to pack your toothbrush and head back to Earth.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Why?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Carter needs help.
Dr. Rodney McKay : [smugly] With what?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Your sister.
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Jeannie : [looking out of the Daedelus] What have you gotten yourself involved in here Meredith?
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : Meredith?
Dr. Rodney McKay : It's a long story.
Jeannie : It's his name.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : Your name is Meredith McKay?
Dr. Rodney McKay : [embarrassed and annoyed] It's Meredith Rodney McKay, yes. But I prefer to go by Rodney. Look can we just stick to the point here. Look out the window, much more interesting than my name.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : Your name is Meredith?
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Dr. Rodney McKay : What does Elizabeth have to say about this?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : "Two McKays are better than one"
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Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : [Jeannie and Rodney are bickering] Woah, woah! Siblings, please!
Dr. Rodney McKay , Jeannie : Sorry.
Dr. Rodney McKay : [about the way Sam's looking at them] What?
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : Well, it's just you both said "sorry" with that cute Canadian way, and I...
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : [Rodney stares at her, less than amused] Sorry.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : [to Jeannie] What have you told them?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : We weren't talking about you.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, you weren't?
Teyla Emmagan : No. We were discussing many things.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Now, when the issue of bedwetting happended to come up, she may have mentioned something about your childhood.
Dr. Rodney McKay : That is not true.
Ronon Dex : Relax. We all have embarrassing childhood stories.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Of course we do.
Ronon Dex : There was one time the school bullies made me eat lunch with my underwear on my head.
Dr. Rodney McKay : [slightly hopeful] Oh...
Ronon Dex : Oh, wait, that was you.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, hardy har-har.
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Rod : Besides, they're not looking for another McKay around here. They already have one.
Dr. Rodney McKay : It's just a lesser model, hmm?
Rod : Oh, I envy you. You say exactly what's on your mind no matter how it makes you look. I can only imagine the freedom you must have not caring if people like you or not.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh. People don't like me?
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Dr. Rodney McKay : I'm starving.
Kaleb Miller : Well, I hope you like tofu chicken.
Dr. Rodney McKay : [laughing nervously] Oh, I hope he's kidding.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : She's married and she's my sister.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : I'm just saying hi.
Dr. Rodney McKay : I know exactly what your doing... Kirk.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : [sarcastically] Greetings, salutations, pleasantries...
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Dr. Rodney McKay : She was no me, of course.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : Do you have any idea what you've written?
Jeannie : A math proof. Some-some theoretical physics. I'm willing to wager it has no practical application whatsoever.
Dr. Rodney McKay : I'll take that action.
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Jeannie : Not a fan of vegetarian cuisine, eh?
Dr. Rodney McKay : Hmm, yes, well, I suppose I was just in the mood for... well, food.
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Dr. Radek Zelenka : Simulations are all in the green. We're ready to try power-up.
Jeannie : Really? So soon? That's amazing. Excellent work, Radek.
Dr. Radek Zelenka : [mildly shocked] Thank you.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Yes, we try *not* to encourage him. He's got a bit of an ego.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : In-chamber conditions are green. Containment field is in the green. Monitors are green.
Jeannie : Everything's green.
Dr. Radek Zelenka : He likes to do the checklist.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : [comes into the mess to find everyone eating and laughing] What is this?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Hey, Meredith!
Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, wonderful.
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Rod : Now, I presume you go by...
Dr. Rodney McKay : 'Rodney'.
Rod : Ah. 'Rod'.
Dr. Rodney McKay : [to Jeannie] I could never get anyone to call me that.
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Rod : We decided it might allow one of us to cross the bridge you'd created and bring the problem to your attention. There was very little time, and, well, there seemed to be no other way. We drew straws...
Dr. Rodney McKay : You lost.
Rod : No, I won. What, the prospect of saving an entire universe? It was a no-brainer.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, sure.
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Jeannie : We haven't talked in four years.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Don't put all that on me.
Jeannie : It is all on you. I had no way of getting in touch with you.
Dr. Rodney McKay : I was doing top secret research in another *galaxy*!
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Say what you want. I know what this is all about.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, really, Mr. MENSA in a parallel universe, what is this all about?
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Dr. Radek Zelenka : How much power did you drain from the ZPM?
Dr. Rodney McKay : All of it. I drained all of it.
Jeannie : You did the right thing.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Hmm. Well, I suppose I would've done the same thing for... me.
[lights flicker as power switches to the generators]
Dr. Rodney McKay : I am so fired.
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Jeannie : How'd it go with Weir?
Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh. Um, well, she wasn't too happy about the whole killing-the-ZPM but, you know, in the grand scheme of things, we did prevent the destruction of the universe, so... you know, not fired.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, right, uh... I got this for Madison.
[hands her a small clay figurine]
Jeannie : Oh.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Yeah, I swiped it from Weir's desk. It's not like there's a Toys "R" Us nearby, so, uh...
Jeannie : Well, it's the thought that counts, I guess.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : [comes into the mess to find everyone for the third time] Am I just not getting the team e-mails anymore?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Take it easy. We're just talking about Rod.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Yes, well, of course you are.
Teyla Emmagan : Do you think he made it back to his universe?
Dr. Rodney McKay : Well, it's hard to say, really, but I doubt he'll be back, though.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : That's good, uh, we found him a little creepy.
Dr. Rodney McKay : What?
Ronon Dex : I can't stand people who are nice all the time. It makes me feel like they're trying to hide something.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Really?
Teyla Emmagan : He kept trying to correct *me* on my Athosian history. It grew tiresome very quickly.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Well, he wasn't that bad.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Let's be honest. Rod was annoying.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Well, I'll be honest with you. That's kind of nice to hear. Now...
[pulls up a chair as the rest of the team smiles]
Dr. Rodney McKay : What else has been happening?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Well, Teyla's got the hots for one of the new Marines.
[Teyla kicks him in the leg]
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Ow!
Teyla Emmagan : That is *not* true.
Ronon Dex : You know it is.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Hardly new, either.
[everyone smiles and laughs as the show fades out]
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Dr. Rodney McKay : [to Carter] No offence, blue eyes...
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Dr. Rodney McKay : Hi
Jeannie : [extremely surprised] Hi.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Long time no see.
Jeannie : To say the least.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Aren't you gonna invite me in?
Jeannie : Why are you here?
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Madison : [Hugs Rodney's Legs] Hi!
Dr. Rodney McKay : Uh... hello, little one.
Madison : Did you bring me a present?
Jeannie : Madison!
Dr. Rodney McKay : What? No. I didn't know that was a rule.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : Madison's sure gown up.
Jeannie : Since she was born? Yeah!
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Jeannie : [explaining why she can't go] Madison's ballet recital is next week.
Dr. Rodney McKay : She's four! How good could she possibly be?
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Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : Well that's the beauty of your theory. It should not only allow us to build a bridge, it should also allow us to manage the flow rate of energy.
Jeannie : [understanding] Like a faucet.
Dr. Rodney McKay : [laughing] Well, something like that...
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : [giving Rodney a reproaching look through camera] It's EXACTLY like that.
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Did you just call him 'Mer'?
Dr. Rodney McKay : It's a pet name.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : [referring to the alternate universe Rodney] This is weird.
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : And that would...?
Dr. Rodney McKay : Be bad.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Yeah, I got that.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : How bad?
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Dr. Rodney McKay : ...and this is revenge for what exactly?
