Stargate: Atlantis (TV Series)

McKay and Mrs. Miller (2006)

Joe Flanigan: Lt. Colonel John Sheppard

Quotes 

• Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : You need to pack your toothbrush and head back to Earth.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Why?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Carter needs help.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : [smugly]  With what?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Your sister.

• Dr. Rodney McKay : What does Elizabeth have to say about this?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : "Two McKays are better than one"

• Dr. Rodney McKay : [to Jeannie]  What have you told them?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : We weren't talking about you.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, you weren't?

  Teyla Emmagan : No. We were discussing many things.

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Now, when the issue of bedwetting happended to come up, she may have mentioned something about your childhood.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : That is not true.

  Ronon Dex : Relax. We all have embarrassing childhood stories.

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Of course we do.

  Ronon Dex : There was one time the school bullies made me eat lunch with my underwear on my head.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : [slightly hopeful]  Oh...

  Ronon Dex : Oh, wait, that was you.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, hardy har-har.

• Dr. Rodney McKay : She's married and she's my sister.

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : I'm just saying hi.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : I know exactly what your doing... Kirk.

• Dr. Elizabeth Weir : Has he talked about his sister with you?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Once or twice is passing. Usually like, "Oh, come on, even my sister can do that!" You know, that type of thing.

• Dr. Rodney McKay : [comes into the mess to find everyone eating and laughing]  What is this?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Hey, Meredith!

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, wonderful.

• Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Say what you want. I know what this is all about.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, really, Mr. MENSA in a parallel universe, what is this all about?

• Dr. Rodney McKay : [comes into the mess to find everyone for the third time]  Am I just not getting the team e-mails anymore?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Take it easy. We're just talking about Rod.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Yes, well, of course you are.

  Teyla Emmagan : Do you think he made it back to his universe?

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Well, it's hard to say, really, but I doubt he'll be back, though.

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : That's good, uh, we found him a little creepy.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : What?

  Ronon Dex : I can't stand people who are nice all the time. It makes me feel like they're trying to hide something.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Really?

  Teyla Emmagan : He kept trying to correct *me* on my Athosian history. It grew tiresome very quickly.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Well, he wasn't that bad.

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Let's be honest. Rod was annoying.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Well, I'll be honest with you. That's kind of nice to hear. Now...

  [pulls up a chair as the rest of the team smiles] 

  Dr. Rodney McKay : What else has been happening?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Well, Teyla's got the hots for one of the new Marines.

  [Teyla kicks him in the leg] 

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Ow!

  Teyla Emmagan : That is *not* true.

  Ronon Dex : You know it is.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Hardly new, either.

  [everyone smiles and laughs as the show fades out] 

• Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Did you just call him 'Mer'?

  Dr. Rodney McKay : It's a pet name.

• Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Whatever you say Meredith!

• Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : And that would...?

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Be bad.

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Yeah, I got that.

  Dr. Elizabeth Weir : How bad?