- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I've sat here dreading the end of the story would involve you erupting in some act of violence towards your nephew.
- Tony Soprano: Well Christmas isn't over yet.
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: [In little Carmine's living room] As you all know, Phil asked me to arrange this meeting after the fire in the Wire Room
- Phil Leotardo: Correction, you asked me to attend and I agreed
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: Fair enough, I'm not going to call this a "sit-down" because of the negative implications, let's think of it as "a meeting of minds". So, for whatever reasons, certain incidents have expired lately, in addition to being dangerous, it could have an adverse impact on our businesses, that's bottom line.
- Phil Leotardo: I know Vito's bottom was "impacted" if that's what you're referring to
- Tony Soprano: Call him what you will, but you're talking about one of my captains
- Phil Leotardo: Captain? "The Ship Lollipop" right?
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: Phil, please
- Phil Leotardo: Please my ass, the man was a fucking disgrace
- Tony Soprano: Before he came out of the closet he worked for me and put a lot of paper in my pocket, yours too
- Phil Leotardo: Talk about earners? How about "Fat Dom" Gamiello?
- Silvio Dante: What about him?
- Tony Soprano: So what fuck would I know about that?
- Phil Leotardo: As coincidence would have it, he was last seen in New Jersey
- Tony Soprano: So was the Hindenburg, maybe you should look into that too
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: Tony, Phil, please we're going off point. Remember, I grew up in all of this and I just lost my friend Rusty and if there's one thing my father taught me was this: "a pint of blood is worth more than a gallon of milk". My business, all of our businesses... this fighting is costing money.
- Tony Soprano: I'm willingly to move forward, let the past be bygone
- Phil Leotardo: Fine with me.
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: A Wise decision, on both your parts. I love to see a truce, wipe this day clean. The no-shows, The Wire Room, Vito, put it all behind us.
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: [to Phil] your brother Billy, whatever happened there.
- Tony Soprano: [standing up] Alright then
- Phil Leotardo: "whatever happened there.?"
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: the shooting
- Phil Leotardo: [raising his voice] "whatever happened there.?"
- Phil Leotardo: [Stands up and points at Tony] I'll tell you what happened: this piece of shit's cousin put six bullets without any provocation, what so ever.
- Tony Soprano: [to Carmine] Jesus Christ, why would you possibly bring that up?
- Phil Leotardo: [while lying in a hospital after suffering a heart attack, whispers to Tony as he visits him] I finally got you to come to Brooklyn, cocksucker
- Tony Soprano: listen to me, now I never told nobody this but while I was in that coma something happened to me. I went to some place I think, but I know I don't ever want to go back there, and maybe you know what I'm talking about. Believe me nobody ever laid on their death bed wishing they saved more no show jobs. You take your time, you get better, you get out of this fuckin place, and when you do, focus on grand kids, the good things. You can have it all Phil: plenty for everybody
- Tony Soprano: [referring to his mistress] so, how's your "bird", these days?
- Christopher Moltisanti: fuck you talking about?
- Tony Soprano: come on, "clandestine" phone calls, I know you got a new comare
- Christopher Moltisanti: what can I say, huh?
- Tony Soprano: with a pregnant wife at home, your timing is fuckin priceless
- Christopher Moltisanti: "playground's closed", man has his needs
- Tony Soprano: good point. When Carmela had her spec house, I can't tell you how many nights I had to "fend" for myself while she was out looking at bathroom fixtures
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: so, this new one, how come you don't bring her around?
- Christopher Moltisanti: honestly, I would but... between us, she's black
- Tony Soprano: [surprised] whoa
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [referring to the slang term for African Americans, amused] you're banging a "shine"?
- Christopher Moltisanti: she's hot too: classy, not that it wouldn't matter to Paulie, still gotta listen to all his racial bullshit
- Tony Soprano: yeah, she would feel it too
- Julianna Skiff: [while sharing her experiences during an AA meeting] I mean, I was "up" for "anything." Sign the escrow papers, and I'm not sure what "happened", but when he left, it was so fuckin humiliating, I was so "worked up", I just... needed to "smooth it out", so there's the Cristal. I mean, it could've been worse? It could've been my "history"? It could've been "junk"?
- A.J. Soprano: [after having sex] it doesn't bother you that I'm younger than you are?
- Blanca Selgado: you know who was born on your birthday? Jesse Ventura
- A.J. Soprano: who?
- Blanca Selgado: [amused] he's a famous politician, I looked it up
- A.J. Soprano: how do you know my birthday?
- Blanca Selgado: [referring to the employment paperwork for the IRS] I did your W-4, remember? The withholding?
- Blanca Selgado: [after kissing him] you sure it doesn't bother you that I have a baby?
- A.J. Soprano: No, I love kids
- Gerry Torciano: Don't get me wrong, I love Dom more than anybody: my point is we don't know if Tony was behind this
- Phil Leotardo: It's payback for Vito
- Gerry Torciano: So, why the fuck did they blow up the Wire Room?
- Albie Cianflone: [referring to Tony] Balls on this prick
- Butch Deconcini: To blow up a store? You call that balls? Balls is you look a guy in the eye while you jam an ice pick through his lung
- Albie Cianflone: I meant balls as in nerve, gall
- Butch Deconcini: [irritated] I know what the fuck you meant. As far as I'm concerned, this is like 9/11, Tony wanted our attention? Fine, he got our attention. Now we wipe him off the planet
- Phil Leotardo: You know that fat cocksucker says I look like the Shah of Iran?
- Butch Deconcini: Who does?
- Gerry Torciano: Tony
- Albie Cianflone: I never got that at all
- Phil Leotardo: Fat piece of shit
- Butch Deconcini: It's irrelevant, Phil but his testing you: all the time and you keep indulging him
- Phil Leotardo: Your right but whack a boss? I won't do that
- Butch Deconcini: It's been done before
- Phil Leotardo: And it was wrong then
- Butch Deconcini: [insistently, referring the Soprano crime family] eye for an eye then, huh? Pick somebody over there
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [commenting on the Bada-Bing dancer's Christmas outfit] Heh, I fucked a girl wearing a Santa hat once. It was too distracting. I kept losin' my hard-on.
- Tony Soprano: [when she arrives home] where you been?
- Carmela Soprano: went to Merola's, I left you a message: the annual Christmas toy drive
- Tony Soprano: how was it?
- Carmela Soprano: it was nice: we gave an Xbox. So, Stan Klimick was there, Ruth's husband, he works for Kroll
- Tony Soprano: the private I's?
- Carmela Soprano: [nods] he does their computers. Anyway, I was telling him about Ade and he said we should hire professionals to track her down
- Tony Soprano: [amused, chuckles] Carm...
- Carmela Soprano: [interrupts him] it's not as expensive as you think: he gave me his card
- Tony Soprano: look, it's not about the money, did you ever think that maybe it's an "intrusion" into Ade's personal life?
- Carmela Soprano: what if she's in trouble? Stan said they had this case once this guy ran out on his child support. He was a hiking enthusiast and they tracked him down to a watering station in the Mojave Desert
- Dr. Abu Bilal: [while in the ER] Whenever someone is having a heart attack, the body releases proteins that act as "markers", which we would detect in the blood: you don't show any sir
- Patty Leotardo: So, his heart is fine?
- Dr. Abu Bilal: yep
- Phil Leotardo: [irritated] Jesus Christ
- Dr. Abu Bilal: Mr. Leotardo, some people would pay millions for that diagnosis
- Phil Leotardo: Then what the hell is wrong with me?
- Dr. Abu Bilal: My guess is a simple gas
- Patty Leotardo: [jokingly] I always say his full of "hot air"
- Dr. Abu Bilal: [while handing him a prescription, and walks away] The pharmacies are down the hall: they will give you some antiacids, take care
- Julianna Skiff: [after he was in a rush to have sex with her in her apartment] I would've cleaned up if you gave me a minute
- Christopher Moltisanti: You started it
- Julianna Skiff: seriously, I'm sorry I'm such a pigsty, I just work a lot so I'm a pig
- Christopher Moltisanti: You gonna get a tree in here?
- Julianna Skiff: I come from Hannukah people: that doesn't do a lot for me
- Christopher Moltisanti: So, Christmas Eve is just another day to you?
- Julianna Skiff: Actually, I usually go to an incredibly shitty movie
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to the movie his working on] There's nothing else to choose from: it makes you worried about my project
- Julianna Skiff: [after noticing his semen stain] You ruined my dress
- Christopher Moltisanti: Save it, like Monica Lewinsky, show your friends how hard you make me cum
- Julianna Skiff: What're we doing here, huh?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I don't know, I can't stop thinking about fucking you all the time
- Julianna Skiff: How can you even like a person who sleeps with a married guy?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to marrying Kelli] Can we not talk about it? I rushed in with her, I thought I wanted it?
- Julianna Skiff: You do: you're not giving it a chance, you'll eventually want kids, it'll be good
- Christopher Moltisanti: I don't want a family with her: she's got no idea who I am
- Julianna Skiff: She doesn't understand you?
- Tony Soprano: [while walking into the kitchen, referring to AJ] "Working man" get off, ok?
- Carmela Soprano: He was gone by the time I got up
- Tony Soprano: [referring to when AJ would go out all night clubbing] It used to be he wasn't home by the time you got up
- Tony Soprano: [after noticing she's upset] What's the matter?
- Carmela Soprano: Liz La Cerva tried to commit suicide: pills
- Tony Soprano: What'd she do that for?
- Carmela Soprano: [worried] Apparently she got a letter for Ade from the Salvation Army
- Tony Soprano: [confused] What, Ade's homeless?
- Carmela Soprano: She made a donation every year to feed the homeless on Thanksgiving: the letter set Liz off, evidently
- Tony Soprano: Look, I gotta say, I commiserate with the woman but...
- Carmela Soprano: [interrupts him] She thinks her daughter's dead
- Carmela Soprano: [as Tony shakes his head] I told you, I had another dream about Ade in Paris. A French policeman told me she was dead and I had to tell her
- Tony Soprano: [jokingly, referring to the animated skunk character from Looney Tunes] I know, Pepé Le Pew
- Carmela Soprano: [insistently] It doesn't change the fact that Adriana is still missing
- Tony Soprano: And it also doesn't change the fact that her mother is a bitter lush who can't Accept "reality"
- carmela Soprano: What "reality"?
- Tony Soprano: That her daughter couldn't stand her so she moved away
- Carmela Soprano: [surprised] That's what you say to me two weeks after our own daughter moves away to California
- Tony Soprano: Come on, will you stop? It's a different situation, entirely
- Carmela Soprano: Oh, I'm sorry, it's "everything" all at once
- Tony Soprano: What "everything?"
- Carmela Soprano: The holidays are coming and my spec house is gone to shit
- Tony Soprano: AJ's got a job: his doing better. You raised two gorgeous kids You got a husband that loves you, you made us a beautiful home. Doesn't that count for "something"?
- Blanca Selgado: [while in a bar] Passaic
- A.J. Soprano: [confused] What?
- Blanca Selgado: It's where I live: you asked me before
- A.J. Soprano: Oh, right
- Blanca Selgado: Why did you ask me, you gonna come over and take me out on a date?
- A.J. Soprano: Yeah, absolutely
- Blanca Selgado: [referring to his age] I got a son, Hector, his three
- A.J. Soprano: Oh, that's cool
- Blanca Selgado: [after handing him a napkin with her phone written on it] You gonna call me, right?
- A.J. Soprano: [when looking at the napkin] There's only six numbers
- Blanca Selgado: [before leaving the bar] I left the last one out: you wanna find me, your gonna have to work for it