Nighty Night (TV Series)

Episode #2.1 (2005)

Julia Davis: Jill Tyrrell

Quotes 

• Jill Tyrrell : God, you look old, Sue. If you weren't talkin' I might try and bury you!

• Jill Tyrrell : I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you facially, Judy. I'm so sorry. But Linder can do you a little bit of a tidy up down below. Got a variety of styles available. What did you fancy down there, Judy?

  Judy Bunce : Nothing.

  Jill Tyrrell : Really? You want the Hollywood? Gentleman do seem to like the bald bun.

  Judy Bunce : I don't look down there.

  Jill Tyrrell : No. But somebody might, Judy. Albeit a nosy mugger!

• Linda : Sorry about what happened, Jill. With Terry. We just fell in love. He treated me special. Like I was someone special.

  Jill Tyrrell : Well, you know you're not, Linder. Okay.

  Linda : But he told me I was special.

  Jill Tyrrell : Yeah. With all due respect, Linder, Terry would think a window was special, okay. A very low IQ. Round about fifty. Puts him on a par with a donkey.

  Linda : What's mine, Jill?

  Jill Tyrrell : Sausage dog.

• Dennis : [Whilst playing with Stuart the horse] 

  Dennis : Say somethin' SPICY to him Jill!

  Dennis : [Jill whispers into Stuarts ear] 

  Dennis : What did you say?

  Jill Tyrrell : Hi Stuart, how's you?

• Jill Tyrrell : He's a killer! He's a killer!

• Dennis : Is that what you're suggesting Jill?

  Jill Tyrrell : Is that what you're suggesting DENNIS?