Henry Winkler credited as playing...
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [Referring to Ralph's offer to sell his car to buy the new bike he's showing him] Nah, you don't have to do that. I'll pay for the bike myself.
- Ralph Malph: [Excited] What a pal! What a pal!
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: You're gonna work with me down at the garage until it's paid for, though.
- Ralph Malph: [Way less enthused] What a pal. What a pal.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [Marion just showed Fonzie his motorcycle's rear-view mirror, which was hidden under a dish towel] Why that's my rea... MY BIKE!
- [Run's outside, then is heard screaming about 5 seconds later]
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [Standing next to a pile of mangled parts that was once his motorcycle] I can't fix this! I may be a mechanic, but I'm not a miracle worker!
- Howard Cunningham: Fonzie? It's just a motorcycle!
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [Calmly] Just a motorcycle, huh Mr. C? Let me tell you a little story. When I was young, I was a complete nerd, okay? I tried everything to be cool. Nothing I tried worked, and then
- [walks over to a picture of his bike and takes it off the wall]
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: it came along. It changed my whole life. It's the whole reason for me to live. Just a motorcycle, eh? And I suppose your mother was just a mother?
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: I gotta go now.
- Howard Cunningham: [pointing at the motorcycle] Yeah. But wait a minute. You can't leave this in my living room.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Now wait a minute. I don't think you understand. I have been sitting in that chair for six hours. When I say I gotta go, I Gotta go!