- Peter 'The Tennis Player': Dad!
- Burt Campbell: Peter!
- Corinne Tate: Peter?
- Jessica Tate: Peter?
- Peter 'The Tennis Player': Corrine?
- Jessica Tate: Corrine?
- Peter 'The Tennis Player': Jessica?
- Corinne Tate: Mother?
- Burt Campbell: Corinne. Jessica.
- Mary Campbell: Oh, my God!
- Chester Tate: Jessica?
- Jessica Tate: Peter!
- Corinne Tate: Mother?
- Jodie Dallas: Peter!
- Claire: Do you know how long I've been your secretary, Chester? Since I was 18. And since I was 19, you've been telling me you'll leave your wife. Well, now I'm 30, Chester! Three weeks ago I was 30 years old. It's all right--I sent myself flowers and signed your name.
- Mary Campbell: [walking in on Jodie in a wig and a dress] Jodie! How many times do I have to tell you to leave my things alone?
- Jodie Dallas: Mother...
- Mary Campbell: Look at that! My wig, my necklace, my best dress! Oh, you wear that belted? I never thought of wearing it belted. That looks much better that way!
- Chester Tate: You know what you've turned into? You have turned into a wife. You're fired, Claire!
- Claire: Oh, no. I'm not fired, Chester.
- Chester Tate: Yes, you are! I'm the boss, and I have fired you.
- Claire: Wrong, Chester! I am now the the boss. You see, you fire me and I tell Jessica everything!
- Chester Tate: Fine, tell Jessica. She'll never believe you.
- Claire: ...And then maybe I'll call the SEC and tell them what you did with the Whitney trust fund.
- Chester Tate: They'll believe you.