- Ted Baxter: I'm now going to reveal the name of that backstabber...
- Murray Slaughter: Isn't this the part where the lights go out and they find Ted dead on the floor?
- Mary Richards: [Trying to build up Georgette's self-confidence] Georgette, say something nice about yourself.
- Georgette Franklin: [Hesitant] Well, I have good handwriting...
- Georgette Franklin: And another thing, Ted: I don't want you to call me Baby anymore; I'm not a baby, I'm an adult!
- Ted Baxter: OK, what do want me to call you? Let's see... there's cookie, lambkins, angel puss - if you don't like any of those, I'll have Murray come up with something else.
- Ted Baxter: Being with Georgette was like being with a different woman; we were equals! We ate dinner side by side in the kitchen, and afterwards she picked the movie we went to... For once everything wasn't left up to me! And I understand you're responsible.
- Mary Richards: Well, Ted , Georgette's a friend , and I just wanted to help out...
- Ted Baxter: I just want you to know that as long as I live, I'll never forgive you!