Benson (TV Series)
The Royal Painting (1983)
James Noble: Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling
Quotes
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Peter 'Pete' John Downey : Good news I got a marching band to meet the queen at the airport.
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : A marching band. That's a terrific idea, Pete.
Peter 'Pete' John Downey : Well, it's not actually a marching band. It's the West River senior center glockenspiel and kazoo ensemble. But they're willing to march.
Benson DuBois : Those who can.
Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : A kazoo ensemble to meet the queen. Well congratulations, Peter. You bring new meaning to the phrase Ugly American.
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Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : What were you talking about just now?
Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : Calvin's trying to paint the mansion all by himself. All the hornets went on strike.
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : On strike? Oh, Katie, what are we gonna do?
Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : Daddy, I'm your daughter not a member of your cabinet.
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Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : [Due to the mansion being painted, the Governor and Benson are trying to work in the kitchen] Here they come, homemade cookies.
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Oh, Ms. Kraus, must you do that here?
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Well, Governor, this is the kitchen. Where else am I supposed to bake cookies?
Benson DuBois : Try the disease-control center.