- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: Marcy, I have a question.
- Marcy Hill: You do?
- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: If you were a Princess what would you want?
- Marcy Hill: Oh! The wisdom to rule wisely, the love of my people, and enough money to pay off all my charge cards.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Taylor, I hope you won't take this as criticism but it just seems this welcoming speech is a little dry.
- John Taylor: Well, what do you mean, Sir?
- Benson DuBois: He hates it.
- Benson DuBois: [Referring to a door] It won't move.
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: Right.
- Benson DuBois: Is this the only door?
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: Right.
- Benson DuBois: You mean I'm stuck here with you.
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: Right.
- Benson DuBois: [Benson looks upward] Why do you do this to me?