How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Mary the Paralegal (2006)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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• Barney : What, you have some puritanical hang-up about prostitution? Dude, it's the world's oldest profession!

  Marshall Eriksen : You really think that's true?

  Barney : Ohh, yeah. I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers like, an extra fish for putting out.

  Marshall Eriksen : Uh huh, so then the oldest profession would be fisherman. Kaboom! You've been lawyered.