"How I Met Your Mother" Mary the Paralegal (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

Erinn Bartlett: Mary

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Erinn Bartlett and Josh Radnor in How I Met Your Mother (2005) Neil Patrick Harris, Alyson Hannigan, Erinn Bartlett, Alexis Denisof, Jason Segel, Josh Radnor, and Cobie Smulders in How I Met Your Mother (2005)

Quotes 

  • [Ted not knowing the real deal] 

    Ted : Ok, look. Mary. I like you a lot. I'm sort of amazed at how much I like you, but... I can't do this, You're a hooker.

    Mary : What?

    Ted : Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I'm sorry. That's a deal breaker for me. I'm not going to have sex with a prostitute.

    Mary : Ted, I'm a paralegal.

    Ted : C'mon Mary. There's no-one else around. You're a hooker.

    Mary : No, Ted. I'm a paralegal.

    Ted : No... You're a hooker.

    Mary : No... I'm a paralegal.

    [Ted, pausing, realisation, consternation] 

    Ted : You're a paralegal.

    [Mary raises eyebrow] 

  • Mary : You know that seen in Empire when they lower the helmet onto Darth Vader's head? Do you think that's how Sandy gets his hair on in the morning?

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