NewsRadio (TV Series)

Who's the Boss: Part 1 (1998)

Joe Rogan: Joe Garrelli

Quotes 

• Joe Garrelli : [Can't work because of a strike]  Do you know what holds this station together?

  Beth : Gravity?

  Joe Garrelli : No! The sweat of my brow, the grace of God, and thousands of miles of my home-made duct tape! I can feel this station falling apart around me, and I'm powerless to stop it.

  Beth : Why don't you just fix things a little?

  Joe Garrelli : I can't, I took an oath.

  Matthew Brock : Joe, I just wanted you to know the coffee maker's broken.

  Joe Garrelli : Damn you, Jimmy Hoffa!

  Matthew Brock : No, actuallly, that was me.

• Joe Garrelli : All they want is a bigger stake in the profit-sharing program.

  Jimmy James : Alright. How much bigger?

  Joe Garrelli : Well, how much do they have now?

  Jimmy James : Uhhhh, none.

  Joe Garrelli : Well, I guess then they just want... some.

  Jimmy James : ...Fix my glasses?

  Joe Garrelli : You got a deal.

  Jimmy James : Nice doin' business with you.