- Zack Martin: I'm sure I left my skateboard here somewhere.
- Carey Martin: You guys really need to start keeping better track of your things. I spent good money on your toys.
- Cody Martin: You got our skateboards at a garage sale.
- Zack Martin: For a quarter.
- Zack Martin: [to Mr. Moseby] That guy Harry is faking his injury. We saw him dancing in the vent.
- Mr. Moseby: Why was Harry dancing in the vent?
- Cody Martin: He wasn't in the vent. We were in the vent.
- Mr. Moseby: You were dancing in the vent?
- Zack Martin: No, we were spying in the vent!
- Mr. Moseby: So who was dancing?
- Cody Martin: Harry!
- Mr. Moseby: Oh, Harry can't dance. His back is injured!
- Zack Martin: I'm telling you, Holly and her dad are up to something. I did not just leave my skateboard lying around.
- [trips over his rollerskates]
- Zack Martin: My rollerskate. Completely unrelated.
- Zack Martin: [entering the Tipton while talking to Cody] I'm telling you. She's full of evil. I bet her head spins around.
- [swirls finger]
- Zack Martin: [to Zack] Operation "Smoke Out the Rat" is go. Cranky Pants is on his way up. Over.
- Zack Martin: Copy that, Candy Girl. Better-Looking Twin out.
- Cody Martin: You know, next time, I'm picking the names.
- Zack Martin: Copy that, Thumb Sucker.
- Harry: [to Carey] I'm Harry.
- Carey Martin: I'm Carey.
- Holly: I'm Holly. Sorry to blow the whole rhyme thing.