In Bruges (2008)

Eric Godon: Yuri

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• Eirik : I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.

  Harry : Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault.

  Eirik : What?

  Harry : I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up.

  Yuri : Eirek - I really wouldn't respond.

  Eirik : I thought you wanted the guy dead?

  Harry : I do want the guy dead, I want him fucking crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?

• Yuri : I also have some dim-dims. You use this word, dim-dims? The bullets that make the head explode?

  Harry : Dum-dums. Yeah.

  Yuri : Would you like some of these dim-dims?

  Harry : I know I shouldn't... but I will.

  [takes whole case of dum-dums] 

• Yuri : There are a lot of alcoves in the Koningin Astridpark. You use this word, alcoves?

  Ken : Alcoves, yes. Sometimes.

  Yuri : There are not many people around in these alcoves at Christmas time. If I were to murder a man I would murder him here. Are you sure this is the right word, alcoves?

  Ken : Alcoves, yes. It's kind of like nooks and crannies.

  Yuri : Nooks and crannies, yes! Perhaps this would be more accurate. Nooks and crannies rather than alcoves. Yes. You are going to do it aren't you? Mr. Waters would be very disappointed...

  Ken : Of course I'm going to fucking do it. It's what I do.

• Yuri : Plenty of alcoves in Bruges.

  Ken : Pardon?