Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson
- Mr. Largo: Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"?
- Lisa Simpson: No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.
- Sherri: She was looking at Nelson!
- Class: Lisa likes Nelson!
- Milhouse: She does not!
- Class: Milhouse likes Lisa!
- Janey: He does not!
- Class: Janey likes Milhouse!
- Uter: She does not!
- Class: Uter likes Milhouse.
- Mr. Largo: [frustrated] *Nobody* likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!
- Lisa Simpson: Nelson, Milhouse didn't send you that note. I did.
- Nelson Muntz: You? Since when do you like me? No girls like me.
- [pause]
- Nelson Muntz: Are you wearing a wire?
- Lisa Simpson: I like you, Milhouse, but not in that way. You're more like a big sister.
- Milhouse: No, I'm not! Why does everyone keep saying that?