The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa's Date with Density (1996)

Pamela Hayden: Jimbo Jones, Milhouse Van Houten

Quotes 

• Mr. Dewey Largo : Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"?

  Lisa Simpson : No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.

  Sherri : She was looking at Nelson!

  Class : Lisa likes Nelson!

  Milhouse : She does not!

  Class : Milhouse likes Lisa!

  Janey : He does not!

  Class : Janey likes Milhouse!

  Uter : She does not!

  Class : Uter likes Milhouse.

  Mr. Dewey Largo : *Nobody* likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!

• Dolph : [to Nelson]  Oh man... you kissed a girl!

  Jimbo Jones : That is so gay!

• Lisa Simpson : I like you, Milhouse, but not in that way. You're more like a big sister.

  Milhouse : No, I'm not! Why does everyone keep saying that?

• Milhouse : Sure! What's a big sister for?

• Jimbo Jones : Check it out Skinner is wiping the goo off his house wait till hr sees what i left in his birdbath.