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Dojo Kanojo Cho
- Wuya: I'm sensing a Shen Gong Wu! We could begin our partnership right now. What do you say, Raimundo?
- Raimundo: I--I gotta go. Golden Tiger Claws!
- Master Fung: Ah, here it is. The Reversing...
- Raimundo: What is it? What's the Shen Gong Wu?
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: Where have you been, young man? I've worried sick, and whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. how'd you know there was an active Shen Gong Wu?
- Raimundo: Uh... well, you know, tiger instincts and all that. So, what is it?
- Master Fung: The Reversing Mirror. It reverses the effects of any Shen Gong Wu. For example, the Two Ton Tunic, would become light as a feather.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Whoa!
- Omi: Ooh, that is as Kimiko might say, "heavy... or not!"
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: Jokes aren't going to get Shen Gong Wu, people. Saddle up.
- Jack Spicer: What's the matter, Wuya? Need a hand? Ha ha ha. It's too bad yours are all ghosty.
- Wuya: The Reversing's mine! I found it first!
- Jack Spicer: Hey, you know what they say, finders keepers, losers weepers.
- Raimundo: Spicer, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown.
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: What's the matter, Wuya? Got no one to root for?
- Wuya: Beat it, pest.
- Jack Spicer: Sorry, pal. You're not going anywhere! Ahh! Whaa-aa-oh! Ahh! Swell.
- Raimundo: Uhh!
- Kimiko Tohomiko: All right, Raimundo!
- Clay Bailey: Well done, pardner!
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: That's what I'm talking about!
- Omi: Raimundo, your performance in the showdown was most impressive, and you are not even a Xiaolin Apprentice.
- Raimundo: You're right, Omi. I'm not. So, where do you want 'em?
- Omi: Huh?
- Kimiko Tohomiko: What?
- Clay Bailey: Pardon me?
- Jack Spicer: Hey!
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: Oh, boy.
- Wuya: Ha ha ha ha! Well done, Raimundo.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Rai, what are you doing?
- Raimundo: I'm done with this whole Xiaolin thing. From now on, you can find me on the Heylin side. Golden Tiger Claws!
- Wuya: So long, Xiaolin Warriors.
- Jack Spicer: Bet you guys didn't see that coming. Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Wuya: Yes! Yes! This is the perfect spot from which to plan our conquest of the world!
- Raimundo: Um, I thought we were gonna do this in style? Video games, cold soda, hot pizza, lap of luxury? Any of that ringing a bell?
- Wuya: Patience, dear Raimundo. All that and more will be yours soon. The Reversing Mirror is the key to our victory. But to use it to its fullest effect, I need you to return to the Xiaolin Temple one last time.
- Raimundo: No way! Forget it! I'm done with this Xiaolin mook lifestyle! Find yourself another chump!
- Wuya: Did I mention your professional soccer team?
- Raimundo: Soccer team?
- Wuya: Yes. Ever wondered what it would be like to drink out of the World Cup?
- Raimundo: Okay, so what do I do?
- Wuya: Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Omi: Uhh! Uhh... huh! Uhh! Uhh... uhh!
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Let me guess. There's some imperceptible form fault in your form that only you could possibly notice.
- Omi: Oh, no, Kimiko. My form is without flaws, naturally.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Naturally.
- Omi: But still I am dumped in the downs. Even training cannot lift my gloomy spirits.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: I know how you feel, Omi.
- Clay Bailey: Yeah. sitting on my spurs wouldn't hurt as much as this.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: I can't believe Rai has gone bad just because he didn't get promoted to Xiaolin Apprentice.
- Omi: Maybe that's because Raimundo hasn't gone bad.
- Clay Bailey: You care to connect those dots for me?
- Omi: Maybe Raimundo is enacting some secret and elaborate plan designed to... uhh lure evil into a false sense of confidence? Yes! That is clearly what Raimundo is doing!
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Omi, that makes no sense... at all.
- Clay Bailey: Not even a little.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: The Shen Gong Wu Vault?
- Kimiko Tohomiko: This is bad. Very, very bad.
- Omi: If I had hair, it would be standing on end.
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: If I had boots, I'd be quaking in them.
- Clay Bailey: Wanna borrow mine?
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: No thanks. No feet.
- Omi: Wuya?
- Wuya: In the Flesh.
- Clay Bailey: Someone's opening it!
- Omi: Raimundo, you have returned! See? Secret, elaborate plan. What are you doing with the Serpent's Tail, my clever friend?
- Raimundo: Uh, stealing it.
- Omi: Oh, so it would appear. Secret, elaborate plan.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Omi, there's no plan. He's stealing our Shen Gong Wu
- Clay Bailey: Not on my watch! Ahh! Earth!
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Fire!
- Raimundo: So, that's the way it's gonna be, huh?
- Kimiko Tohomiko: You tell us, Raimundo.
- Clay Bailey: You can always drop the Shen Gong Wu and leave.
- Raimundo: Nah, I'm up for a Xiaolin Slapdown. Aah! Wind!
- Omi: I am severely confused. This plan seems more elaborate than necessary.
- Raimundo: Ahh!
- Omi: Raimundo?
- Raimundo: Ahh! Wind!
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Ahh! Omi, stop him!
- Omi: Raimundo, I am starting to think you are not enacting some sort of secret, elaborate plan.
- Raimundo: Nothing escapes you, Omi.
- Omi: Not even you.
- Raimundo: Wrong. Serpent's Tail!
- Omi: Ahh!
- Clay Bailey: Ahh!
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Did he escape?
- Omi: Raimundo really has betrayed us.
- Master Fung: Raimundo stole our Shen Gong Wu? This is most troubling.
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, put a padlock on this thing!
- Clay Bailey: There's a bright side. He only rustled up one-- the Serpent's Tail.
- Omi: Why would Raimundo take just one Shen Gong Wu?
- Master Fung: Because that one Shen Gong Wu is all Wuya needs.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Is the Serpent's Tail really all that?
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: You got that ominous going on. Care to spill the beans?
- Master Fung: On its own the Serpent's Tail is no great threat, it makes a solid person ghostly.
- Dojo Kanojo Cho: But combined with Reversing Mirror...
- Omi: It would turn a ghostly person solid.
- Clay Bailey: Wuya!
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Wuya!
- Master Fung: Percisely.
- Raimundo: Ha! Special delivery.
- Wuya: The Serpent's Tail. Excellent! I'll soon be flesh again.
- Kimiko Tohomiko: Anything, Dojo?