That '70s Show (TV Series)

Immigrant Song (2003)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

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Quotes 

• Steven Hyde : They should have X-rayed your head!

  Michael Kelso : They *did*! And for your information, the found *nothing*!

• [Hyde, Kelso and Fez are on top of the water tower, with black paint and brushes for writing graffiti] 

  Michael Kelso : So, Hyde. I gave Jackie some jellybeans today.

  Steven Hyde : Who cares?

  Michael Kelso : Well, you should because they were pink, and that is the bean of love, and I got her that particular bean because I never stopped loving her.

  Steven Hyde : [sarcastically]  Well, you stopped long enough to cheat on her with Pam Macy, Laurie and Annette. Who else am I forgetting?

  Michael Kelso : [laughs]  Ho-ho-ho! There where many others, but you cheated on her with a nurse.

  Steven Hyde : It was a misunderstanding that you caused. That's it, lets go!

  [Hyde approaches Kelso menacingly. Fez tries to stop them from fighting] 

  Michael Kelso : Oh, okay! I hope you got that nurse's phone number cause your gonna need it when I'm done with ya!

  Fez : Hey! Stop it! Stop it! You two need to grow up and start painting genitals on the water tower!

  Michael Kelso : Fine! I'll be over here.

  Steven Hyde : Fine! I'll be over here.

  [Hyde and Kelso return to their original spots]