That '70s Show (TV Series)

Cat Fight Club (2000)

Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde

Quotes 

• [Jackie has just beaten up Laurie] 

  Hyde : You kicked her ass, man!

  Jackie Burkhardt : [exhausted]  Yeah... yeah... whatever.

• Laurie Forman : [to Kelso]  Next time we go hiking, make sure you bring a blanket. I think I have a twig in my shorts.

  Hyde : What a coincidence. So does Kelso.

• Jackie Burkhardt : Laurie makes me so mad! I just want to rip out her hair, show it to her, and hope it doesn't grow back! I hate her!

  Hyde : Jackie, that's what she wants. She feeds on your anger, man. It only makes her stronger.

  Jackie Burkhardt : Well, then, what am I supposed to do?

  Hyde : If you really want to get under her skin, you have to be Zen.

  Jackie Burkhardt : Zen? Okay, you can't just make up words, Hyde.

  Hyde : No, man, Zen. At peace. Aloof. Zen.

  Jackie Burkhardt : Oh. Okay, then. Hyde, will you teach me how to be Zen?

  Hyde : You can't just teach someone to be Zen, Jackie. You can only *learn* to be Zen.

  Jackie Burkhardt : Okay, I don't understand.

  Hyde : Exactly. And that's your first lesson.

  Jackie Burkhardt : Huh?

• Hyde : Hey, man. It's better than Laurie being down here. She's like a big, cancerous tumor. Jackie, y'know, she's like a tiny benign cyst.