That '70s Show (TV Series)
Cat Fight Club (2000)
Mila Kunis: Jackie Burkhart
Quotes
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[Jackie has just beaten up Laurie]
Hyde : You kicked her ass, man!
Jackie Burkhardt : [exhausted] Yeah... yeah... whatever.
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[Hyde, Jackie, and Fez are playing Monopoly]
Jackie Burkhardt : This game is just like real life! I am the richest of all!
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Jackie Burkhardt : Laurie makes me so mad! I just want to rip out her hair, show it to her, and hope it doesn't grow back! I hate her!
Hyde : Jackie, that's what she wants. She feeds on your anger, man. It only makes her stronger.
Jackie Burkhardt : Well, then, what am I supposed to do?
Hyde : If you really want to get under her skin, you have to be Zen.
Jackie Burkhardt : Zen? Okay, you can't just make up words, Hyde.
Hyde : No, man, Zen. At peace. Aloof. Zen.
Jackie Burkhardt : Oh. Okay, then. Hyde, will you teach me how to be Zen?
Hyde : You can't just teach someone to be Zen, Jackie. You can only *learn* to be Zen.
Jackie Burkhardt : Okay, I don't understand.
Hyde : Exactly. And that's your first lesson.
Jackie Burkhardt : Huh?