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- Superintendent Chalmers: Seymour.
- Principal Skinner: Hmm?
- Superintendent Chalmers: You're fired!
- Principal Skinner: I'm sorry, did... did you just call me a liar?
- Superintendent Chalmers: No, I said you were fired.
- Principal Skinner: Oh. That's much worse.
- Principal Skinner: Now I... I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."
- Apu: Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through...
- [fade to later]
- Apu: ... it was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had...
- [later]
- Apu: ... one of the most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking?
- [pause]
- Apu: I mean, thank you, come again.
- Superintendent Chalmers: Oh, I have had it, I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!
- Ned Flanders: Let's thank the Lord for another beautiful day.
- Superintendent Chalmers: "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion.
- [Willie has been ordered to pursue Santa's Little Helper through the vents]
- Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease?
- Lunchlady Doris: Yes. Yes, we do.
- Groundskeeper Willie: [rips off his clothes] Then grease me up, woman!
- Lunchlady Doris: ...Okey-dokey.
- Superintendent Chalmers: Seymour.
- Principal Skinner: Hmm?
- Superintendent Chalmers: You're fired!
- Principal Skinner: I'm sorry, did... did you just call me a liar?
- Superintendent Chalmers: No, I said you were fired.
- Principal Skinner: Oh. That's much worse.
- [Bart is making a show-and-tell presentation]
- Bart Simpson: What has four legs and ticks?
- Milhouse Van Houten: A walking clock?
- Nelson Muntz: A walking clock!
- Martin Prince: [to another kid] I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box.
- Edna Krabappel: Bart, is it a walking clock?
- Bart Simpson: Huh? No, it's my dog.
- Bart Simpson: Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg.
- Principal Skinner: Well... maybe it was for the best.
- Bart Simpson: It's weird, Lise. I miss having Skinner as a friend, but I miss him even more as an enemy.
- Lisa Simpson: I think you need Skinner, Bart. Everybody needs a nemesis. Sherlock Holmes had his Dr. Moriarty, Mountain Dew has its Mellow Yellow, even Maggie has that baby with the one eyebrow.
- [Santa's Little Helper has crawled into the vent at Springfield Elementary]
- Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
- Miss Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?
- Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.
- Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, do you have any grease?
- Lunchlady Doris: Yes. Yes we do.
- Groundskeeper Willie: [rips open his shirt] Then grease me up woman!
- Lunchlady Doris: Okey dokey.
- Principal Skinner: [Jimbo walks into the laundry and steals Skinner's underpants] Hey!
- Jimbo Jones: [Chanting] We got Skinner's Underpants! And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-Principal.
- Principal Skinner: That's not true. I can buy a new pair!
- [checks his wallet and finds it is empty]
- Principal Skinner: No I can't. I needed those, I really did.
- Bart Simpson: [after learning that Skinner has re-enlisted in the army] Table for one.
- Luigi Risotto: Oh, you miss your friend, huh? Don't you worry. My cooking, she'll-a cheer you up.
- [shows Bart to a table and returns to the kitchen]
- Luigi Risotto: Eh, Salvatore! Give-a the ugly kid a platter o' red crap!
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What is the Spanish language plot outline for Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song (1994)?
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