Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner • Ned Flanders • Ned's Father
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
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Principal Skinner • Ned Flanders • Ned's Father
- Principal Skinner: Now I... I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."
- Apu: Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through...
- [fade to later]
- Apu: ... it was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had...
- [later]
- Apu: ... one of the most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking?
- [pause]
- Apu: I mean, thank you, come again.
- Ned Flanders: Let's thank the Lord for another beautiful day.
- Superintendent Chalmers: "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion.
- Superintendent Chalmers: Seymour.
- Principal Skinner: Hmm?
- Superintendent Chalmers: You're fired!
- Principal Skinner: I'm sorry, did... did you just call me a liar?
- Superintendent Chalmers: No, I said you were fired.
- Principal Skinner: Oh. That's much worse.
- Bart Simpson: Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg.
- Principal Skinner: Well... maybe it was for the best.
- Principal Skinner: [Jimbo walks into the laundry and steals Skinner's underpants] Hey!
- Jimbo Jones: [Chanting] We got Skinner's Underpants! And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-Principal.
- Principal Skinner: That's not true. I can buy a new pair!
- [checks his wallet and finds it is empty]
- Principal Skinner: No I can't. I needed those, I really did.