Kevin Murphy crédité pour le rôle de...
Tom Servo
- [upon seeing the title of the short 'Hired']
- Joel: Hey, isn't that the John Belushi biography?
- Crow T. Robot: That's not something you heard much during the Bush administration.
- Tom Servo: The sequel is 'Hired 2: Laid Off.'
- [Tom's dressed as a candy-striper]
- Tom Servo: Joel, this nurse's outfit makes me very self-conscious and embarrassed - and yet, I don't seem to mind.
- Dr. Eric Vornoff: [on Lobo] Don't worry, he's as gentle as a kitten.
- Tom Servo: Yeah, a big, bald, deranged kitten that could snap your neck like celery.
- Lt. Dick Craig: If she's gone to Lake Marsh, I'll take her across my knee!
- Tom Servo: [whispers] I hope she did, I hope she did, I hope she did.
- [after speaking with Jimmy, Mr. Warren prepares some paperwork with concern]
- Tom Servo: [as Warren] Hmm. I didn't know he had a prison record. Says here he's wanted in Idaho.
- Joel Robinson: [as Warren] Hmm? What in the *world*? "Assault with a deadly weapon"?
- Crow T. Robot: [as Warren] A.K.A., the "Pantsless Salesman"? Or the "Piddling Peddler"?
- [Joel, Tom, Crow, and Gypsy sing "Hired! The Musical"]
- Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy: [in a whisper] He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired.
- Joel Robinson: I'm hired
- Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy: He's hired
- Joel Robinson: I hope I don't get fired.
- Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy: He's hired
- Joel Robinson: In forty years I'll be retired. But for now, I'm simply hired.
- Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy: He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired.
- Joel Robinson: I got a job today.
- Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy: He's hired.
- Joel Robinson: I'm selling Chevrolets.
- Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy: He's hired.
- Joel Robinson: I'm bringing home good pay.
- Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy: He's hired.
- Joel Robinson: I just got hired
- Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy: He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He got a job today.
- Joel Robinson: Yeah, me!
- Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy: He's selling Chevrolets.
- Joel Robinson: We're gonna get awnings.
- Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy: He's bringing home good pay.
- Joel Robinson: Maybe even dessert.
- [at same time with bots next line]
- Joel Robinson: I just got hired.
- Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy: He just got hired.
- Joel Robinson: [singing] I was wondering if you'd like to see my...
- Gypsy: No!
- Joel Robinson: [singing] But I really think you should see my...
- Crow T. Robot: No!
- Joel Robinson: [singing] It's got a lovely...
- Gypsy: No!
- Joel Robinson: [singing] And if only you would...
- Crow T. Robot: No!
- Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy: Can't you see we're trying to tell you no!