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SpongeBob SquarePants • Gary • Guy in Shower
- SpongeBob Squarepants: [after waking up from a bad dream] Ah!
- [sees everyone hovering over his bed, all looking quite irritable with him]
- SpongeBob Squarepants: Hey, what are you all doing in your pajamas? Are we having a slumber party?
- Squidward: No, we are not having a slumber party!
- Sandy Cheeks: Do us all a favor, SpongeBob, and stay out of our dreams!
- [everyone grumbles in agreement]
- Sheldon J. Plankton: Take a hike!
- Squidward: Don't we get enough of you during the day?
- Gary: Meow!
- Patrick: Does anybody have a quarter?
- [everyone stares at Patrick]
- Sandy Cheeks: All right, Patrick. Where's SpongeBob?
- Patrick: Uh... Uh... He's not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep!
- Sandy Cheeks: All right, then tell me. Since when do you have two houses?
- Patrick: Since I ran out of room to put my stuff.
- Sandy Cheeks: Uh-huh, yeah. Then why does your house have feet?
- Patrick: This is my mobile home.
- [the "second house" sneezes and all the dust flies out to reveal the inflated SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: Hiya, Sandy.
- Patrick: Hmmm... the dirt therapy seems to be working just fine.
- Purple Doctorfish: Well, Mr. Squarepants, it appears you have the suds.
- SpongeBob: You're not gonna make me read old magazines, are you?
- Purple Doctorfish: No silly, you get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hans.
- [Hans takes Spongebob and uses him to clean different things]
- SpongeBob: [while being cleaned by Hans] I can smell again.
- SpongeBob: [after the sponge treatment] That was great, I love the doctor.
- Hans: Here's your lollipop.
- Patrick: A lollipop? Hey doc, I have the suds too.
- Purple Doctorfish: Oh *yes*, Dr. Patrick. We have a special treatment for you, too.
- Patrick: [while Hans is cleaning Patrick on a cactus] Ouch! That hurts.
- Patrick: [Hans is about to clean a toilet with Patrick] What are you doing?
- Patrick: Hey! This doesn't seem right!
- SpongeBob: [Falling in Sandy's dream] What's going on?
- Sandy Cheeks: Well, we're free-falling from a height of 114,000 feet and are about to land on that itty-bitty target.
- SpongeBob: That sounds kinda dangerous!
- Sandy Cheeks: Not as long as you got a big ol' parachute.
- SpongeBob: Okay!
- [Inflates his shoes]
- Sandy Cheeks: Not pair of shoes, SpongeBob. Para-chute.
- SpongeBob: Gotcha!
- [Pulls out a parakeet]
- Sandy Cheeks: Not parakeet, para...
- [Lands on a truck of clam manure]
- Sandy Cheeks: ... medic.
- SpongeBob: [Inside what he thinks is Mr. Krab's dream] Mr. Krabs?
- Pearl: [Having tea with her stuffed animals] Hello, SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob: Oh, Pearl, this is your dream.
- Pearl: You're just in time for my tea party.
- SpongeBob: Actually, I'm looking for Mr. Krabs.
- Pearl: [disappointed] Oh, he's next door. Boys don't appreciate the sophistication of tea parties. Right, Mr. Stuffy?
- Sandy Cheeks: Patrick, SpongeBob needs to see a real doctor.
- Patrick: No he doesn't! I'm taking good care of him! Show her, SpongeBob. Say "aah."
- SpongeBob: Aah.
- [SpongeBob's bad breath dries out the landscape and knocks out some scallops]
- Sandy Cheeks: See? He's worse than I thought.
- Patrick: [Has a clothespin on his nose] What do you mean? He's fine.
- Talking Gary: For ages, dreams have been thought of as windows to another realm.
- [Reads from a book]
- Talking Gary: "Let me not mar this perfect dream / With an auroral stain / So I adjust my daily light / So that it may come again." Emily Dickinson wrote that.
- SpongeBob: Who?
- Talking Gary: Here's one you might know. "There once was a man from Peru / Who dreamed he was eating his shoe / He woke with a fright / In the middle of the night / To find that his dream had come true."
- SpongeBob: Gee, Gary. You sure are smart.
- Talking Gary: Did you think my shell was full of hot air?
- SpongeBob: [sees Patrick riding a toy seahorse] Patrick, this is a dream. You can do whatever you want.
- Patrick: Yup.
- SpongeBob: Look. I can turn myself into a skyscraper.
- [gets really tall]
- SpongeBob: I can make millions of me!
- [lots of Spongebobs pop up and form circles around Patrick]
- Patrick: Yup.
- SpongeBob: I'm gonna go find another dream.
- [leaves]
- Patrick: [seahorse stops; Patrick digs a quarter out of his pocket, tries to put it in slot; quarter rolls away and goes down a drain] That was my last quarter.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor.
- Patrick: What? Oh no, you can't go!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Why not?
- Patrick: I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: It can't be as horrible as the suds.
- [Sneezes]
- Patrick: Oh, it is, SpongeBob. First, they make you sit in a... waiting room!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Is that the horrible part?
- Patrick: No, it gets worse. They make you read... old magazines!
- [SpongeBob shrieks]
- Patrick: Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: No!
- Patrick: Yes! It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh that... Pssh!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Aaah! No doctor! No stethoscope! No magazines! No Pssh! Patrick, I don't want to go to the doctor.
- Patrick: Exactly.
- SpongeBob: [Approaches tall, wise-looking figure] Excuse me sir.
- Talking Gary: [Figure, turns it's Gary but with hands and feet] Spongebob!
- SpongeBob: Gary?
- Talking Gary: [Cross] How dare you invade the sanctity of my dreams.
- SpongeBob: [Delighted] Gary! you can talk!
- Talking Gary: [sighs] In dreams one is not tethered by earthly limitations.
- Sheldon J. Plankton: Peekaboo. Here comes my foot!
- [steps on both SpongeBob and Gary]
- Sheldon J. Plankton: Yeah! Huh? YEOW!
- [SpongeBob has turned into a thumbtack]
- SpongeBob: I think he's got the point.
- [he laughs]
- Sheldon J. Plankton: NO!
- [as he screams, he shrinks back down to normal size bringing attention to the townspeople he's burnt]
- Sheldon J. Plankton: Well, i guess I got some explaining to do, huh?
- [Fred puts his foot up]
- Sheldon J. Plankton: No, no, no, no, NOT THE FACE!
- SpongeBob: [flying in the sky] Look I can see the Krusty Krab.
- [Mrs. Puff flies in out of nowhere]
- SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff look I finally got my Drivers License.
- Mrs. Poppy Puff: [takes the License away from SpongeBob and rips it up] Not even in your dreams Mr. SquarePants!
- SpongeBob: Noooooooooo!
- [Mrs. Puff flies away and SpongeBob flies out his dream cloud and into the real world]
- SpongeBob, Squidward: [exiting SpongeBobs nightmare] No! no! No!
- [Squidward talking in the real world]
- SpongeBob, Squidward: SpongeBob. SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
- [taps on his face to wake him up]
- SpongeBob, Squidward: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
- SpongeBob: [wakes up to find Mr. Krabs, Pearl, Sandy, Gary, and Squidward staring at and all of them are mad] Hey what what are you guys doing in your pajamas? Are we having a slumber party?
- Squidward: No we are not having a slumber party!
- Sandy Cheeks: Do us all a favor SpongeBob and stay out of our dreams!
- [everyone starts grumbling in agreement with Gary meowing angrily]
- Mr. Krabs: [under all the grumbling] You Ruined My Dream Boy!
- Sheldon J. Plankton: [joins the argument under the grumbling] You ruined my dream too! Why Don't You Take a Hike!
- Squidward: Don't we get enough of you during the day?
- Gary: Meow!
- Patrick: [enters] Does anyone have a quarter?