SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Sleepy Time/Suds (2000)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary, Guy in Shower

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob Squarepants : [after waking up from a bad dream]  Ah!

  [sees everyone hovering over his bed, all looking quite irritable with him] 

  SpongeBob Squarepants : Hey, what are you all doing in your pajamas? Are we having a slumber party?

  Squidward : No, we are not having a slumber party!

  Sandy Cheeks : Do us all a favor, SpongeBob, and stay out of our dreams!

  [everyone grumbles in agreement] 

  Sheldon J. Plankton : Take a hike!

  Squidward : Don't we get enough of you during the day?

  Gary : Meow!

  Patrick : Does anybody have a quarter?

  [everyone stares at Patrick] 

• Sandy Cheeks : All right, Patrick. Where's SpongeBob?

  Patrick : Uh... Uh... He's not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep!

  Sandy Cheeks : All right, then tell me. Since when do you have two houses?

  Patrick : Since I ran out of room to put my stuff.

  Sandy Cheeks : Uh-huh, yeah. Then why does your house have feet?

  Patrick : This is my mobile home.

  [the "second house" sneezes and all the dust flies out to reveal the inflated SpongeBob] 

  SpongeBob : Hiya, Sandy.

  Patrick : Hmmm... the dirt therapy seems to be working just fine.

• Purple Doctorfish : Well, Mr. Squarepants, it appears you have the suds.

  SpongeBob : You're not gonna make me read old magazines, are you?

  Purple Doctorfish : No silly, you get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hans.

  [Hans takes Spongebob and uses him to clean different things] 

  SpongeBob : [while being cleaned by Hans]  I can smell again.

  SpongeBob : [after the sponge treatment]  That was great, I love the doctor.

  Hans : Here's your lollipop.

  Patrick : A lollipop? Hey doc, I have the suds too.

  Purple Doctorfish : Oh *yes*, Dr. Patrick. We have a special treatment for you, too.

  Patrick : [while Hans is cleaning Patrick on a cactus]  Ouch! That hurts.

  Patrick : [Hans is about to clean a toilet with Patrick]  What are you doing?

  Patrick : Hey! This doesn't seem right!

• SpongeBob : [Falling in Sandy's dream]  What's going on?

  Sandy Cheeks : Well, we're free-falling from a height of 114,000 feet and are about to land on that itty-bitty target.

  SpongeBob : That sounds kinda dangerous!

  Sandy Cheeks : Not as long as you got a big ol' parachute.

  SpongeBob : Okay!

  [Inflates his shoes] 

  Sandy Cheeks : Not pair of shoes, SpongeBob. Para-chute.

  SpongeBob : Gotcha!

  [Pulls out a parakeet] 

  Sandy Cheeks : Not parakeet, para...

  [Lands on a truck of clam manure] 

  Sandy Cheeks : ... medic.

• SpongeBob : [Inside what he thinks is Mr. Krab's dream]  Mr. Krabs?

  Pearl : [Having tea with her stuffed animals]  Hello, SpongeBob.

  SpongeBob : Oh, Pearl, this is your dream.

  Pearl : You're just in time for my tea party.

  SpongeBob : Actually, I'm looking for Mr. Krabs.

  Pearl : [disappointed]  Oh, he's next door. Boys don't appreciate the sophistication of tea parties. Right, Mr. Stuffy?

• Sandy Cheeks : Patrick, SpongeBob needs to see a real doctor.

  Patrick : No he doesn't! I'm taking good care of him! Show her, SpongeBob. Say "aah."

  SpongeBob : Aah.

  [SpongeBob's bad breath dries out the landscape and knocks out some scallops] 

  Sandy Cheeks : See? He's worse than I thought.

  Patrick : [Has a clothespin on his nose]  What do you mean? He's fine.

• Talking Gary : For ages, dreams have been thought of as windows to another realm.

  [Reads from a book] 

  Talking Gary : "Let me not mar this perfect dream / With an auroral stain / So I adjust my daily light / So that it may come again." Emily Dickinson wrote that.

  SpongeBob : Who?

  Talking Gary : Here's one you might know. "There once was a man from Peru / Who dreamed he was eating his shoe / He woke with a fright / In the middle of the night / To find that his dream had come true."

  SpongeBob : Gee, Gary. You sure are smart.

  Talking Gary : Did you think my shell was full of hot air?

• SpongeBob : [sees Patrick riding a toy seahorse]  Patrick, this is a dream. You can do whatever you want.

  Patrick : Yup.

  SpongeBob : Look. I can turn myself into a skyscraper.

  [gets really tall] 

  SpongeBob : I can make millions of me!

  [lots of Spongebobs pop up and form circles around Patrick] 

  Patrick : Yup.

  SpongeBob : I'm gonna go find another dream.

  [leaves] 

  Patrick : [seahorse stops; Patrick digs a quarter out of his pocket, tries to put it in slot; quarter rolls away and goes down a drain]  That was my last quarter.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor.

  Patrick : What? Oh no, you can't go!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Why not?

  Patrick : I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : It can't be as horrible as the suds.

  [Sneezes] 

  Patrick : Oh, it is, SpongeBob. First, they make you sit in a... waiting room!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Is that the horrible part?

  Patrick : No, it gets worse. They make you read... old magazines!

  [SpongeBob shrieks] 

  Patrick : Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No!

  Patrick : Yes! It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh that... Pssh!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Aaah! No doctor! No stethoscope! No magazines! No Pssh! Patrick, I don't want to go to the doctor.

  Patrick : Exactly.

• SpongeBob : [Approaches tall, wise-looking figure]  Excuse me sir.

  Talking Gary : [Figure, turns it's Gary but with hands and feet]  Spongebob!

  SpongeBob : Gary?

  Talking Gary : [Cross]  How dare you invade the sanctity of my dreams.

  SpongeBob : [Delighted]  Gary! you can talk!

  Talking Gary : [sighs]  In dreams one is not tethered by earthly limitations.

• Sheldon J. Plankton : Peekaboo. Here comes my foot!

  [steps on both SpongeBob and Gary] 

  Sheldon J. Plankton : Yeah! Huh? YEOW!

  [SpongeBob has turned into a thumbtack] 

  SpongeBob : I think he's got the point.

  [he laughs] 

  Sheldon J. Plankton : NO!

  [as he screams, he shrinks back down to normal size bringing attention to the townspeople he's burnt] 

  Sheldon J. Plankton : Well, i guess I got some explaining to do, huh?

  [Fred puts his foot up] 

  Sheldon J. Plankton : No, no, no, no, NOT THE FACE!

• SpongeBob : [flying in the sky]  Look I can see the Krusty Krab.

  [Mrs. Puff flies in out of nowhere] 

  SpongeBob : Mrs. Puff look I finally got my Drivers License.

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : [takes the License away from SpongeBob and rips it up]  Not even in your dreams Mr. SquarePants!

  SpongeBob : Noooooooooo!

  [Mrs. Puff flies away and SpongeBob flies out his dream cloud and into the real world] 

• SpongeBob , Squidward : [exiting SpongeBobs nightmare]  No! no! No!

  [Squidward talking in the real world] 

  SpongeBob , Squidward : SpongeBob. SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

  [taps on his face to wake him up] 

  SpongeBob , Squidward : Ahhhhhhhhhh!

  SpongeBob : [wakes up to find Mr. Krabs, Pearl, Sandy, Gary, and Squidward staring at and all of them are mad]  Hey what what are you guys doing in your pajamas? Are we having a slumber party?

  Squidward : No we are not having a slumber party!

  Sandy Cheeks : Do us all a favor SpongeBob and stay out of our dreams!

  [everyone starts grumbling in agreement with Gary meowing angrily] 

  Mr. Krabs : [under all the grumbling]  You Ruined My Dream Boy!

  Sheldon J. Plankton : [joins the argument under the grumbling]  You ruined my dream too! Why Don't You Take a Hike!

  Squidward : Don't we get enough of you during the day?

  Gary : Meow!

  Patrick : [enters]  Does anyone have a quarter?