SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Arrgh!/Rock Bottom (2000)

Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star

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Quotes 

• Mr. Krabs : Patrick, you're fired.

  Patrick : But I don't even work here.

  Mr. Krabs : How would you like a job, starting right now?

  Patrick : Boy, would I.

  Mr. Krabs : You're fired.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm so loyal, I don't mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.

  Patrick : I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, we've been out only a few hours.

  Patrick : I know.

• Patrick : Where is "Leaving Bikini Bottom?"

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Where did you see that?

  Patrick : We just passed a sign: "You are now in 'Leaving Bikini Bottom."

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [looks out the window]  What?

  Patrick : What's wrong, SpongeBob?

  [SpongeBob sees a sign reading "Bikini Bottom City Limits"] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, I think we're on the wrong...

  [bus careens down a ravine; SpongeBob and Patrick are slammed to the back by the force of the fall] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : ...bus!

• Patrick : Spongebob, bus is here! SPONGEBOB!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [tries to run up the road]  Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!

• Flying Dutchman : Who dug up the Dutchman's treasure?

  Mr. Krabs : They did.

  Flying Dutchman : So, you two scalawags dug up my treasure, did you?

  [Patrick and SpongeBob are shaking and crying] 

  Flying Dutchman : Well, you saved me a lot of digging, you did, so here's a reward for the two of yous.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Wow!

  Chorus : Two gold doubloons!

  Mr. Krabs : Wait! I'm the captain of this crew. Where's my reward?

  Flying Dutchman : I guess you're right. Here's a little something for your trouble.

  Mr. Krabs : Gold! Gold... Wait, it's just a little plastic treasure chest.

  Chorus : Plastic!

  Flying Dutchman : Aye, but it's based on a real treasure.

  [Leaves] 

  Patrick : Gee, Mr. Krabs. You're looking all sweaty again.

• Mr. Krabs : Now put on this pirate garb so I'm not embarrased to be seen with you.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Wow! Look, Patrick. Peg legs and eye patches.

  Mr. Krabs : Now, don't you feel like real pirates?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [Wearing pegs on both legs]  Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate. Whoa!

  [Trips and falls] 

  Patrick : [Wearing patches on both eyes]  I'm Blindbeard the Pirate. Whoa!

  [Trips and falls over SpongeBob] 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Okey-dokey, then.

  Mr. Krabs : A pirate does not say "Okey-dokey, then." A pirate says "Argh!"

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay-do... Oops! I mean, Argh, Captain Krabs.

  [He spies a reef straight ahead] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Captain, we're about to hit... I mean, Argh - Cap, Argh! - we're - Argh! - about - Argh! to - Argh! - hit - Argh!...

  Mr. Krabs : Out with it, Man!

  Patrick : I think - Argh! - he's trying - Argh! - to say - Argh! - that we're - Argh! about to...

  [They crash] 

  Patrick : Land.

  Mr. Krabs : Argh. From now on, only the captain gets to say "Argh!"

• Mr. Krabs : So, you think old Mr. Krabs has gone crazy, do ye?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, Mr. Krabs! We don't think that at all!

  Patrick : I think that.

• Patrick : SpongeBob, I don't like it here. It's dark and scary. I don't wanna be here. I wanna go home. Look! I can't even tell the bathrooms apart!

  [Close up of bathroom doors show one with a question mark, the other with an upside-down question mark] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Uh, that's an easy one, Pat. Uh, just wait for someone to come out, and then you'll know.

  [a weird, unidentifiable creature comes out of one of the bathrooms] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Maybe we should wait for one more.

  [More weird creatures come out of the bathrooms] 

  Patrick : I still can't read the sign! I wanna go home!