- April O'Neil: [sees the turtles for the first time] You're... you're not humans!
- Raphael: Bingo. Boy, we are dealing with a real mind here.
- Leonardo: We turtles do not know the meaning of the word defeat.
- Michaelangelo: That's right. We don't bother to look it up in a dictionary.
- Michaelangelo: Pizza time!
- Raphael: Who had the pepperoni and ice cream?
- Donatello: I, I want some of the jelly beans and mushrooms.
- Michaelangelo: Yeah, give me a slice of anchovies and peanut butter.
- April O'Neil: How can you eat that junk?
- Raphael: Okay, April, where you hiding?
- Leonardo: Hey, it's April's wallet.
- Raphael: And over there.
- Donatello: April's press pass.
- Raphael: Yeah, I'd know that wad of used chewing gum anywhere.
- Michaelangelo: Uh, you get the feeling April's in trouble?
- Donatello: Well, either that, or she's got a big hole in her purse.
- [they discover it on a landing]
- Donatello: April's purse. Come on.
- April O'Neil: Nice going, Raphael! Only half the people saw you!
- Leonardo: I'm Leonardo.
- April O'Neil: Oh, sorry.
- Raphael: April, why would people make themselves look weirder than they already?
- April O'Neil: I have no idea, Michelangelo.
- Raphael: I'm Raphael!
- April O'Neil: Oh, sorry.
- Donatello: Why would people wanna make themselves deaf?
- April O'Neil: I really haven't a clue, Leonardo.
- Donatello: I'm Donatello.
- April O'Neil: Sorry!
- Shredder: This April O'Neil is getting closer to my operation. I blame myself - I should not have sent a punk to do a ninja's job.
- Donatello: Hang on, April! You wouldn't last five minutes in a Ninja pizzaria! I love saying lines like that.
- Raphael: [fights with a foot ninja and stabs it in the chest with a metallic clang] Clang? Did you say clang?
- Leonardo: [fights with a foot ninja and slices it's chest open revealing gears and wires inside it's body] Check those dudes out!
- Donatello: Dudes not, they're robots!
- Michaelangelo: Robots?
- [throws off his disguise]
- Michaelangelo: Let's rock!
- [leaps in the air and attacks them with his nunchucks]
- Donatello: [the basement is flooded with water causing April and the turtles to get caught in it] Got to get to safety, we'll drown!... Hey, what are we worrying about? We're turtles!
- Raphael: [points at April] Yeah, but she's not!
- [dives under water to save her]
- April O'Neil: [coughs up water] Ah, I owe you one!
- April O'Neil: [as they run up the stairs to out run the water] I don't know if I can take much more of this!
- Raphael: Hey look on the bright side, at least it's not raining!
- Leonardo: We turtles don't know the meaning of the word 'defeat'.
- Michaelangelo: That's right. We never bothered to look it up in the dictionary.
- Businessman: [listing items stolen] Two positronic accelerators, four reverse flux polarity indicators and, uh, one parabolic sine wave generator.
- April O'Neil: And what does all that equipment do?
- Businessman: I have absolutely no idea.