- Baxter Stockman: You September O'Neil?
- Burne Thompson: You mean April? Do I look like April?
- Baxter Stockman: Where is she?
- Burne Thompson: Why should I tell you?
- Baxter Stockman: Because I'm a big fly!
- Burne Thompson: She's straight down that hall.
- Baxter Stockman: Straight down that hall! Straight down that hall!
- Burne Thompson: I don't remember any big flies on the payroll.
- Baxter Stockman: [sees a candy store with a bowl of sugar in the window] Sugar! Sugar!
- [steals the sugar]
- Baxter Stockman: Sugar!
- Computer: That's it! Baxter, you're a genius!
- Baxter Stockman: [mouth full] I know.
- Computer: We'll lure him out of hiding with the one thing in the universe he really wants to get his hands on!
- Baxter Stockman: You mean sugar!
- Computer: No, those four Turtles.
- Rocksteady: The destruction of other people's property is wrong.
- Bebop: Heh heh. I know.
- [fires blaster]
- Baxter Stockman: Sometimes I wish I had a fifth hand.
- Raphael: Aw, don't "fly" off the handle, Baxter.
- Baxter Stockman: Not funny. Not funny!
- Raphael: Nobody likes puns anymore.
- Irma Langinstein: April, Burne's not really going to replace us with computers... is he?
- April O'Neil: It sure sounded that way, Irma.
- Vernon Fenwick: I certainly don't have to worry about that. I'm invaluable to this station.
- April O'Neil: Yeah. They couldn't make a computer with a big enough ego to replace you.
- Vernon Fenwick: We're going to be trapped in this building forever! Oh, we're doomed!
- Burne Thompson: Oh Vernon, shut up!
- Donatello: Here's the plaster cast I made of that footprint.
- Leonardo: What kind of creature has a foot like that?
- Donatello: Some weird alien robot?
- Michelangelo: A five-hundred pound canary?
- Raphael: A circus clown with a really sick sense of humor?
- Splinter: No, my sons. It appears to be the footprint of a gigantic fly.
- Shredder: I want those Turtles, Baxter! You're not going to deprive me of my revenge!
- Baxter Stockman: No! It's my turn for revenge!
- Raphael: Let's just hope nobody finds that doo-dad before we do.
- Michelangelo: Aw, relax, Raphael! Who else hangs out down here in the sewers besides us?
- Raphael: Are you kidding, Michelangelo? What about the Rat King? And Leatherhead? And...
- [Raphael stumbles into a pile of trash, scattering flies]
- Michelangelo: That reminds me... I wonder whatever happened to ol' Baxter Stockman.
- Shredder: What's the matter with this idiotic machine? Give me a maintenance report on our main power batteries!
- Technodrome computer: Two plus two is four.
- Shredder: I know that, you stupid machine! I need a damage report!
- Technodrome computer: Two plus two is four.
- [console combusts]
- Shredder: We can't function without a computer!
- Rocksteady: Yeah, and we can't play no computer games neither!
- Bebop: Whoah, bummer.