- Michaelangelo: Uh, on second thought, I crave pizza once again. I'll have two of them. Uh, no. Four. Wait a minute better make that eight.
- Bebop: Gee, I always wanted to have a pet turtle.
- [Patting Michelangelo on the forehead]
- Rocksteady: Yeah. It's too bad we got to flush him.
- Shredder: [Entering the hideout] Not now, you cretins! We must concentrate on capturing the other turtles too.
- Raphael: [Hiding on top of the pipes above with Leonardo and Donatello] Lots of luck, pal.
- Michaelangelo: Guess I'll drown my sorrows here at Vinnie's with a pizza. The weird thing is I crave pizza no more.
- [the hologram projector begins creating multiple images of Michaelangelo]
- Rocksteady: Oh, boy. Just like a shooting gallery.
- [he and Bebop start shooting at the images]
- Bebop: Yeah. It's times like this I wish I could count so I could keep score.
- Rocksteady, Bebop: [Bebop and Rocksteady have kidnapped Michelangelo and are dancing around] We got us a Turtle! We us got a Turtle!
- Michaelangelo: [Tied up] Put a Sock in it, will ya? You're giving me a mondo migraine!
- [is promptly gagged with a sock by Bebop]
- Bebop: You put a sock in it!
- [Bebop and Rocksteady laugh]
- Michaelangelo: I'm already there, dudes. Check it out. Yo, Michelangelo! Michelangelo! Michelangelo!
- Rocksteady: Gotcha now, shellback.
- Bebop: [Shoves Michelangelo into a large urn] Looks like we got ourselves a canned turtle.