Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

A Thing About Rats (1987)

Rob Paulsen: Raphael

Quotes 

• Michaelangelo : You know what I saw? It was this humungous brain. It had a mouth and eyes and it talked to me!

  Raphael : A talking brain, huh?

  Michaelangelo : Yeah. Weird, huh?

  Raphael : Michaelangelo, I do believe you've finally had one pizza too many.

• Michaelangelo : April sure was mad.

  Donatello : Ah well, you know women.

  Raphael : No, we don't. She's the first one we ever met.

• Raphael : Gee Michaelangelo, I didn't know you could drive.

  Michaelangelo : Well, I can't. Cowabunga!

• Donatello : [Reading the label on the foot of a broken mouser]  What kind of idiot puts his name on a death machine?

  Raphael : An idiot with an ego problem?

• Donatello : [throws a garbage can over a foot ninja]  Time to take out the garbage!

  Michaelangelo : [ties some of the foot ninjas up with a chain]  You're no match for Michaelangelo master of the manriki gusari!

  [laughs] 

  Raphael : And you're no match for Raphael master of the manhole cover!

  [hits the ninja with the cover causing it to fall into the sewer] 

  Raphael : [laughs]  What a sucker!

• Michaelangelo : [interrogating Baxter Stockman]  Do you want to clue us in on what this is?

  [shows him a remote] 

  Baxter Stockman : It's the remote control for my Mousers.

  Leonardo : Do you have anymore of these "Mousers"?

  Baxter Stockman : No but the Shredder has, hundreds of them!

  Leonardo : Where is the Shredder now?

  Baxter Stockman : I'll never talk!

  Raphael : You'd better or else I'm gonna get... sarcastic!

  [smiles and holds his Sai to his face] 

  Baxter Stockman : He's in an old mansion on Green Street near Kent, he's got a master control for all the Mousers there!

  [breathes a sigh of relief] 

  Raphael : See, nothing beats cunning wit!

• Leonardo : [Raphael steps on a pipe which breaks under his weight causing him to fall]  Raphael!

  Raphael : [hanging on to some pipes]  Somebody toss me a rope!

  [a pipe sprays water in his face] 

  Raphael : They aren't paying me enough to take this kind of abuse

• Raphael : [knocks on April's door and she answers in a bathrobe]  Could we interest you in a subscription to "Turtles Home Companion"?

  April O'Neil : Oh no! What are you guys doing here? How did you get here? Did anyone see you come in?

  Raphael : Is there a special order you want those questions answered in?