South Park (TV Series)
Timmy 2000 (2000)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Jonesy, Mark, Battle of the Bands Host, Man in Crowd #3, Kurt Loder, Richard, Terrance, Gerald Broflovski
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Quotes
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Chef : Hello there children
Cartman , Kyle , Stan , Kenny McCormick : [calmly] Hello Chef
Chef : How's it going?
Cartman , Kyle , Stan , Kenny McCormick : [politely] Very well, thank you
Chef : [suspicious] Everything's fine? Why?
Stan : Because we're on Ritalin
Chef : What?
Kyle : We all have attention deficit disorder, so we all started taking Ritalin
Cartman : [talking like a stoner] It really takes the edge off man, you should try it
[takes a handful of pills]
Chef : So that's why all you children are acting so damned boring!
Kyle : That's correct Chef
Chef : Damnit, children, you don't need drugs to make you pay attention in school! In my day, if we didn't pay attention we got a belt to the bottom! Now they're tryin' to cure everything with drugs!
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Cartman : [all are high on Ritalin] I think we should go to Lalalapalalala anyway just to see Phil Collins.
Kyle : Yeah. I think Phil Collins rocks the house.
Cartman : Sounds good.
Cartman : Then it's decided. Phil Collins concert for all of us. Oh, hold still, Kenny.
[hits Kenny in the face with a frying pan]
Stan : Oh my goodness, you killed Kenny.
Kyle : Bastard.
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Mr. Garrison : Okay children let's settle down!
[all the children sit there quietly and attentively]
Mr. Garrison : Huh I mean it, I want it quiet!
[the children remain calm]
Mr. Garrison : My god Mr. Hat, these children are so boring on Ritalin. Huh, alright children, were going to learn about human reproduction, what do you think about that?
[the children don't respond]
Mr. Garrison : Vaginas and penises! Butt sex!
[no one says a word]
Mr. Garrison : Well damnit! Eric don't you have some smartass thing to say?
Cartman : [calmly and politely] What kind of smartass thing would I say Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Garrison : [grabs his head in anger] This is driving me crazy! I can't handle you little bastards being so mellow!
Kyle : Gee you seem a little stressed Mr. Garrison, why don't you try some Ritalin?
[hands a bottle to Mr. Garrison who grabs it and dumps the pills down his throat]
Cartman : There you go
[hallucinates seeing a Christina Aguilera monster]
Cartman : Woah!
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Chef : [about the children taking Ritalin] Oh it makes me sick! Those damned psychologists prescribe all kinds of medicines to you children without even caring about the side effects!
Stan : But there are no side effects Chef
Kyle : Not at all
Cartman : [hallucinates seeing a Christina Aguilera monster] Did you guys see that?
Stan : See what?