South Park (TV Series)
Red Hot Catholic Love (2002)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Randy Marsh, Catholic Boat Singer, Mr. Tweek, Chris Stotch, Miss Ganesh, Craig's Father, Priest #1, Priest #3, Cardinal #1, Cardinal #2, British Bishop, Galgamex Bishop, Black Bishop #1, Tom the News Reader, Martha Stewart, Catholic Guard, The Great Queen Spider, British Cardinal
Quotes
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Kyle : What are you guys doing?
Stan : We had to go meet with this counselor lady... and she asked us if the priest ever put anything in our butts.
Kyle : In your butts?
Cartman : Yeah, isn't it the damndest thing?
Chef : [enters] Hello there, children!
Stan : Chef! What would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Chef : Goodbye!
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Cartman : Oh dude, I think I might have it!
Stan : What?
Cartman : It makes perfect sense, okay, run with me on this. If you eat food, you crap out your butt, right?
Kyle : Yeah?
Cartman : Okay, now keep with me here, it gets a little complicated. If you eat food and crap out your butt, then maybe if you stuck food up your butt, you would crap out your mouth.
[Long silence]
Cartman : Mm?
Kyle : Cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said! This week.
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Martha Stewart : Now, the key to shoving a turkey up your ass is first wrapping it in string, keeping the pointy wings neatly at the side.
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Martha Stewart : Now, we're going to baste the turkey with lubricating gel rather than with juice to help smooth the insertion later on.